I-I hope you use that nickname for him... t-tell us his reaction, because all he does when we call him that is roll h-his eyes.

From what Birdie told me, it wasn't particularly enjoyable, kesesese!

Next time y-you can take him out shopping

Nein, the awesome me doesn't do 'shopping' because that sounds like something an American teenage girl would do. I go searching for awesomeness to cover my awesome body because people can't handle seeing the awesome me in all my glory, so they call the cops and when I try to explain that I' too awesome for this they put a towel around my awesome waist and drag me into the cop car until someone gets the awesome me out and gives me a lecture about how what I just did wasn't awesome and doesn't make me pancakes for a week even though I'm really sorry though I can't say it won't happen but at least I'm being honest and I really hope this nameless person forgives me because they're really awesome and adorable...

...F-fine, you're forgiven. Hah, I-I guess you can guess what happened, Alantium... *sigh*

it's shocking because I'm used to winter being from December to April! And ja, I do love living with Canada... it's like being around a sun that produces awesomeness instead of light and heat!

Aww... y-you're allowed to hug me now

YES! KESESESE SUCCESS! Ja, mein son knows how to play guitar! It runs in the family! Birdie has an acoustic with a maple leaf on it and I have electric and acoustic guitars with the Prussian eagle on the back!

Oui, Gil can't skate... it's pretty funny w-watching him attempt, he's like Bambi, if you've seen or heard of the movie

Hey, I'm not a deer! I'm Prussia! And awesome!

I-I think we guessed that from your rant... and oui, the sand stuff counts. Terry w-will write to you next time, he's having a visit with Iqaluit again r-right now. So do you like building sandcastles a-and stuff? And can you surf?

-With love (and awesome success) Prussia (Y-you're still sleeping on the couch for tonight) and (DAMNIT!) Canada

*sits down and listens to the two argue* So… You went out in your birthday suit? How interesting. (Not really interested) well that sucks for you because shopping is pretty fascinating if you have the right person to go with. And I am use to winter being in May through August. That's cool you enjoy it there. That's cool I didn't know that but that sounds very interesting if you ask me. You guys should play something for me sometime *giggles* Oh? Prussia is that bad at skating? *laughs* I got to see that. Oh and yes I've seen Bambi. Prussia you sure you're not an awesome deer? Because you could be one. Alright then so I've done a lot in sand like sandmen (very hard to work with). Built sand castles and entered them in competitions before. I can surf pretty well actually.

Alantium