"Hello my readers. LoverofLemon here, I have God of Lemons here to answer your questions. Take it away."
"Hello all you people. It is the God of Lemons. I have listen to your questions and I shall answer them for you."
What other kind of lemons are you planning on bestowing Naruto with and what powers do they have?
"Well...I do have this gender-bender lemon, but I have been forbidden by the other Gods to never use it ever again. Trust me, the last time it was used, an entire nation was sunk under the sea."
Can lemons affect Bijuu?
"Well Bijuu are made of chakra and are beyond gender. Also I never actually tried so...I don't know."
Do lemons have any limitations?
"Yes they do. 1) Only one lemon can work on a female. Say you make 5 drinks from one lemon and give them to 5 ladies. Whoever got it into their system first get the effect while for the other 4, it will just be like a normal lemon. 2) Only Master can hand-out lemons. The other ones will literally, even when order to, will not be able to hand out lemons. In other words: Only Naruto, Hinata, Sakura, and the last Master can use the lemons."
Why did you bless Naruto with lemons?
"I have saw this boys potential and that, with love, will make him a legend."
Have you ever given anyone else these lemons before? Anyone I may have heard of?
"I did one time. He was a monk. Miroku I think his name was."
Where can I find a temple/shrine/church/etc. that I may worship thee?
"Well I am happy that you want to worship me. All I require is that, after reading a lemon story that you enjoyed, give a quick pray of Bless be to the Lemons."
Can you use your Godly powers to force someone to continue the story 'Seeds of Lemons'?
"Force is a strong word."
Will you please bestow me with some lemons? Please?
"There is one under your bed right now. Enjoy."
Will there be Futanari(dickgirls)?
"...What?"
"I'll take this one, oh great Lemon God."
"Ok then LoverofLemon."
"Thank you. Now as for this question. HELL NO!"
Will there be 1/2 animal fetish(i.e. Inuzuka 1/2 dog 1/2 human)?
"At best, one of the ladies will wear little fake ears and tails, but no actual transformation/furies."
"Well that seems to be it for the questions. I must head back."
"Thank you for you time, Lemon God."
"No problem. Bless be to the Lemons."
