A/N: This one shot took me out of my comfort zone by making me pair up two polar opposite adults that I'm not good at keeping in character. But since the idea came from someone who was polite, I decided to do it anyway. It's incredibly short, but then again all the others were short…

So here goes: McGonagall/Snape

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"Severus, we can't do this right now," Minerva said in a breathless but commanding voice. "Please…no, not now."

"Yes, now," Severus replied in a soft growl. "You know I can't stop."

Minerva pushed lightly against Snape as he kissed her neck. She didn't know how they had come to this – sneaking around the castle with one another lest anyone find them. There had been many close calls, but no one had actually put two-and-two together. As far as anyone knew, Minerva and Severus were merely coworkers. Nothing more and nothing less.

"You better learn to," Minerva whispered, feeling the heat rise between them.

"Never," Severus hissed back, pressing his lips against hers. "Now shut up and kiss me, Minerva. Or am I going to have to do this by myself?"

Minerva kissed him back and felt him press her against the wall in the classroom that they'd snuck into. She knew that this was quite possibly a midlife crisis because she was older than Severus by at least a few years, but she didn't want to stop seeing him. He was the bad boy that Albus Dumbledore could never be and she was finding this darkly mysterious man to be a good match for her.

If only I could have him in public…Minerva thought as one of his hands snaked up the back of her neck and undid the tight bun that she kept her hair in.

Her hair fell about her shoulders and she saw the smoldering look in Severus' eyes as he looked at her. Somehow, he made her feel young again. With his love in the most passionate form, she felt rejuvenated, even if he was merely trying to escape the memories of his past. She held nothing against him…

The two adults were so absorbed in making out that they didn't notice the sound of someone approaching. The door to the classroom swung open without them realizing it.

"OH MY GOD!" Ron exclaimed, staring at the two of them with wide eyes and causing the two professors to jerk apart. "McGonagall and Snape…AAAHHHHHHHHH! What has been seen cannot be unseen!" He put his hands over his eyes and shook his head like a wild creature. "Harry, don't come over here if you want to keep sane! My eyes – they burn!"

Harry Potter completely ignored Ron and stood in the doorway. "Professor?"

Minerva pulled out her wand and magically fixed her hair while Severus backed off. "What is it that you want, Mr. Potter?"

"Ron and I were supposed to have detention because of you," Harry replied, not looking anyone in the eye, "but if you're busy…?"

Minerva felt the heat rise in her face and glanced at Severus. She had completely forgotten that the two boys were supposed to have detention with her in that classroom. It was embarrassing for her to be caught in such a forgetful state. "No Mr. Potter, I am not busy. You and Mr. Weasley are to serve your detentions cleaning every classroom, without magic."

She sent Severus a look that said, "Later" before turning and following the two wizards-in-training out of the room.

"Not a word of this is spread to the others," Minerva said, glaring pointedly at Ron and Harry. "Or the Quidditch team will be looking for new members."

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A/N: So, what'd you think? Send me a review with your comments and don't forget to leave a ship pairing and scenario. Thanks! ~ Scarlet