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Chapter Sixty-Six

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Arizona POV

"Babe, Teddy and her friends are here!" Callie calls from behind the bathroom door.

"Okay, just give me a minute. I'm almost ready!" I call right back. Tonight is Teddy's bachelorette party and I think she and her friends might enjoy what I have planned. This is my first time doing something like this so I'm kind of excited and anxious. Teddy is a pretty simple girl; she just wanted a party bus, games, drinks, and strippers. All the cliché stuff, but it's her last wish before she becomes a married woman so it's the least I can do. I'm sure Henry and his baseball friends are up to something too.

"Can I see what you're wearing?" Callie asks peaking the door open. "Or I guess not wearing." She states coming into the bathroom fully. Dressed in my undergarments with a robe to cover up, I'm a little behind schedule. My hair took longer then I expected, I couldn't decide how I wanted to wear it but I settled on wearing it down with wavy curls. My make up is fairly simple, smoky black eyes with some light blush on my cheeks.

"Are you ready, the girls seem pretty excited downstairs?"

"Just have to put on my dress and shoes and I'll be all set."

"Okay, they're playing with Sof and Noah right now so I think they will be occupied for at least ten minutes. Teddy said the bus is on it's way too."

"Good, first is dinner." I say turning around to face my wife. "What are you guys going to do tonight?"

"What we do every night, dinner, games, bath time, and since it's Friday we might go crazy and watch a movie." Callie says lightheartedly. "Although right now I'm more interested in what's going on under here." She says playing with the tie on my robe.

"Nothing you haven't seen before, Calliope." I say playfully swatting her hand away.

"Mmm, doesn't mean I don't want to see it again." My wife replies and opens my robe. "Damn, that's sexy Ari." She says looking over my body. Considering my dress for the evening, I'm only wearing a black strapless bra and a very thin and lacy piece of underwear….if you could even call it that.

"Stop giving me that look, Calliope. I have to be downstairs soon."

"Five minutes, just give me five minutes." She says placing an intense kiss right on my pink lips. "Don't leave, stay with me tonight." Callie hisses sexily in my ear.

"Baby, this has been planned for weeks." I state, trying to ignore her warms lips and soft hands on my skin.

"I know, but tonight seems like an easy night. Sof is already getting sleepy and once Noah gets his night bottle he'll be down for a few hours." She says leaning back to plead with me directly in my eyes, while her hands not so subtly travel down to my ass. "Let me make love to you tonight, Ari."

"Calliope you just can't say stuff like that when I'm about to head out." Of course I'd love to stay in with my wife tonight, but I can't just bail. Besides, I haven't had a true girls night out in a while. "I love you," Kiss. "I love you," Kiss. I love you." I say quickly, "But I have to go tonight. Now can you pass me my dress on the back of the door please." Pushing her hands away, she gives me a reluctant look, but passes me my dress anyway and helps me slip into it. "Zip me up, please?"

"Of course." She says complying. "It's a hot dress, babe. I'm not sure how I feel about you going out in this." Callie teases and furrows and eyebrow. "If I can't keep my hands off you, I'm damn sure others won't be able to either."

"It's good, right?" I ask, turning from left to right in the mirror to get a good look at myself. "I got it from the store the other day."

"It's a little short don't you think? I mean can you even breathe in it?"

"Barely, but it works. And it stops a mid-thigh, very respectable."

"I just wish I could keep all the handsy people away from you tonight. I trust you, it's the others I don't."

"Callie, we're going out to dinner and then a bar, nothing drastic." I reply, trying to simmer her down. While protective and jealous Calliope can be hot, it's completely unnecessary right now.

"Yeah, but you're going to Teasers, the most notorious male strip club in Seattle."

"In case you forgot, they offer nothing I'm interested in." I say turning around to face my wife again. "Besides, how many straight guys do you think are going to hit on me at a male strip club? Doesn't really seem like their scene."

"Oh but it is! There are always a few who hang out and try to pick up ladies. When you think about it, it's the perfect spot."

"Huh…I guess that is true. A pretty good male to female ratio. Regardless, it's only six of us, I'm sure we'll stick together. Now help me put my necklace on." I say passing her the shiny piece of jewelry.

"So are you coming back tonight, or spending the night with everyone?"

"I'll be back, I might be late and a little drunk, but I'll be back. Don't wait up."

"Okay, well be safe…all of you guys be safe."

"We will, mom." I mock.

"Hey! I'm just trying to look out for you guys. I don't want to get a call in the middle of the night and have to come bail you guys out."

"How crazy and wild do you think we're going to get? This isn't girls gone wild."

"I don't know, but your mom told me about an incident or two in college."

"Accidental butt dial…honest mistake." I know exactly what she's alluding to. My mom tells everyone about the time I mistakenly called her. Let's just say she found out a lot about me in the five-minute call.

"If you say so."

"Excuse meeee, I am a mother of two, married woman. I have values."

"I know, I know. Let's get downstairs, I'm not sure if they can handle our little munchkins much longer."

"Let me just put on my shoes and grab my purse. I'll meet you downstairs." After she exits the bathroom, I glance over myself one last time. "Damn Arizona, you do look good." I say confidently. "Calliope is right, I do have a nice ass."

"Perfect timing, the bus just pulled up outside." Teddy says greeting me in the living room with her others friends. "Ladies, Arizona…Arizona, ladies. She is in charge of tonight. She promised us a good time." After pleasantries are given, we all get ready to leave.

"Hopefully I won't disappoint."

"I'm sure you won't. You ready to go?"

"Yeah, let me just say bye to the family. You guys can go load up in the bus." Dispersing to our respective areas, I find Callie in the kitchen holding Noah with one arm and stirring something on the stove top with the other. "I'm heading out, babe."

"Okay, well have fun. I hope you guys have a good time." Giving Noah and Callie each a kiss, I round the kitchen island and give Sofia a kiss too.

"Be good for mama. I'll see you later. I love you."

"Wuv you too, mommy." Sof says continuing her drawing. Next I'm out the house boarding the bus.

"Good evening, miss. I'm David. I'll be your driver this evening." He says tipping his hat towards me.

"I'm Arizona, lead woman in charge tonight. Our first stop is the steak house downtown on Thirty-forth Street."

"Very well, we'll be there in about twenty minutes."

"Thanks." Stepping back further into the bus, plush, leather seats line the sides of the bus with a wooden floor in the middle. Bright lights in crazy designs and colors cover the ceiling.

"What's in the bag, Robbins?" Teddy asks passing me a glass of champagne, and acknowledging my small duffle bag.

"Stuff for tonight. Let's make a toast." I suggest holding up my glass. Everyone follow suit in lifting their drink. "A toast to Teddy's last night as a free woman! May tonight be filed with laughter, fun, friends, and memories…depending on how much alcohol we drink. To Teddy, the bride!"

"The bride!" We all cheer. The bus ride to the restaurant is filled with laughter and chit chat. Mostly just getting to know one another. Teddy's friends are really cool people, and I'm sure we will all have a good time tonight.

"First stop, ladies!" David calls out.

"Thanks! Okay, before we go in you have to put this on." Digging into my bag I pull out a "Bride to Be" silver sash followed by small "bachelorette party" pins for the rest of the ladies.

"Two for two, Robbins! Party bus and cheesy bachelorette gear. I'm loving it already."

"Good! Now let's eat!" Walking off the bus first, I ask for the reservation I made last week. We are quickly led to a private dining room. Already a little buzzed from the few glasses of champagne in the ride over, I alternate between martinis and sparkling water at dinner trying to pace myself. Instead of each of us ordering individually I asked the chef to bring us a small dish of everything so we could sample it all. Safe to say by the end of the dinner we were thoroughly fed.

"Is there a nap scheduled for tonight, I'm stuffed and could use a fifteen minute snooze." Teddy says throwing her napkin on the table in defeat.

"Come on, Teds. I know you're not quitting on us now." Lauren, a childhood friend of Teddy says. "It's barely nine o'clock. You're wedding isn't even until tomorrow evening."

"Good thing I planned a night wedding. I don't think I'd be awake in the morning."

"Good news, the bar is across town so we have a little drive over to it. Bad news, I'm not letting you fall asleep on us." I say passing her a shot. "Drink this, wake up! Get some energy in you! I think you'll be very pleased with part two of tonight." Throwing her a wink, I motion for the waiter to pass me the check. After a quick pit stop in the bathroom we go back outside to our waiting bus.

"Where to next?"

"Teasers…it's over on—"

"I know, ma'am. This isn't my first bachelorette party." David says coolly. "Be there within the hour."

"Thank you, David….Gift time!"

"Ooohhh, I love gifts!" Teddy says giddy. "What you got for me, Arizona?" Opening my bag, I pass her a small, rectangular box. "Is it handcuffs?" She questions shaking the box.

"Uhh, nooo. Just open and look!"

"How sweet….a couples massage." My fellow blonde says opening her card.

"And…look under the tissue paper." Throwing the red paper to the side she picks up the delicate piece of intimate clothing I picked up from the store a few days ago. Some of the girls whistle once they realize what it is.

"The small box tricked me, but I see what you did. Clever, Robbins. I might just wear this on the honeymoon." She says examining the lace, red thong I bought for her. The lady at the store said it was a popular bride to be gift, and as much as I love Teddy I wasn't trying to shop for her intimates so I went with the suggestion.

"I have something similar, Calliope is a big fan."

"Oh, I'm sure she is…okay, okay. Let's see what else I got." Each girl passes her a gift. We open them, talk about them, and drink some more. Teddy got a combination of lingerie, sex toys, body lotions, and other goodies. We put on some music and continue just to enjoy the night.

"Ten minutes out, ladies!" David warns us.

"Never thought I'd see the day where Arizona Robbins goes to a male strip club." Teddy jokes.

"The things we do for friendship…anyway, I have another gift for you all." Going into my duffle bag once more I pass each lady an envelope.

"Is this what I think it is?"

"Hell yeah it is! Each girl has five hundred dollars in fives. Do as you please with it!" I say with a slight slur. I'm passed the tipsy stage, but not full on drunk. I do want to try and remember as much as I can about tonight. Plus going home plastered isn't something I'm trying to do.

"Arizona, this is a lot of money." Teddy says pulling me down next to her. "We could've easily split five hundred dollars."

"Well where's the fun in that?!"

"Are you drunk already? It's okay if you are, I'm right there with ya. "

"I'm on my way…you wanna know a secret?" I ask snickering like a schoolgirl.

"I have a feeling you're going to tell me anyway…"

"I'm the T in T Hotels."

"What?"

"I'm the T in T H-hotels." I echo giggling.

"I heard you the first time, what does that mean?"

"T stands for Torres, I'm Ari-Arizona Robbins-Torres." I say whispering in her ear. "Callie is a multi-millionaire…trust fund baby. Her family owns the hotels."

"Shut-up! No way!" She gasps in disbelief.

"Way!"

"So you're like rich?" I just shrug my shoulders in confirmation. "I knew it! I mean I know she's a doctor and we're teachers, but I felt there was more to the story. I thought you won the lottery or something. I guess that explains your massive engagement ring….and the outrageous wedding…it's all starting to make sense. Geez I'm slow. I've been able to piece that together."

"Mhmm..so five hundred bucks each isn't a problem. Enjoy it!"

"If you say so!"

"We have arrived!" David informs us.

"Stripper time!" I shout enthusiastically. Everyone cheers and we hop off the bus, a little wobbly, but we manage. Walking inside the bar, it's practically filled with ladies. Muscular men in tight boy shorts act as servers and loud music is blasting through the club.

"I think I found the table!" Lauren says pulling us through the crowd. "Front and center. Nice." Two tables are pulled together with the place card "Altman Party" planted in the middle.

"I'll get some shots!" Walking over the bar, a handsome young man asks for my order. Ordering a round of tequila for the table, I wait as he gets them together.

"Can I buy you a drink, pretty lady?" A -middle aged man in a suit asks coming up right next to me.

"I'm good, thanks." I say dismissively, but of course that doesn't work.

"Aw, come on. Just one."

"I'm not sure how my wife would feel about that. She warned me about men like you." I play. Naturally his eyes go wide at the revelation.

"Seriously? You're too hot to be gay." Not the first time I've heard that before.

"Well I am! In fact, I'm married with two kids at home!" I yell over the loud music.

"It can be our secret," He winks. "I can show you have a real man does things."

"Oh, is that so? Well a real man would stop perusing a woman when she already said no."

"I didn't mean anything by it…I'm just saying we could have a good time."

"Buddy! The lady said no." The bartender says placing my drinks on the bar. "It's ladies night, get out of here." Mouthing a silent thank you to him, I pick up my tray ready to walk away, but this persistent man stops me.

"Your wife could come too. I'd be down." He whispers leaning into me, alcohol evident on his breath. "I'm sure she can't make you orgasm like a man can."

"See that's where you're wrong. She can make me orgasm four times in twenty minutes." I quip right back.

"Alright asshole, you're out!" The bartender says, and motions for two security guards to throw him out.

"Now if you'll excuse, I'd really like to get back to my friends." Making my way back to the table, the ladies wasted no time in summoning over a male dancer. Taking a seat, I throw back a shot and watch as ladies all over the club hoot and holler at the dancers. I guarantee about half the women in here tonight are in stable relationships, but it seems like everyone is acting like their single. I understand the thrill of it all. Bulky men in little clothing, gyrating and grinding all over you. Dancing to a combination of pop, hip-hop, and r&b tunes. If it were ladies, I might be interested, but I'm just here to make sure Teddy is having a good time.

"Hi, what's your name?" A young man, fit with a six-pack, asks standing directly in front.

"Arizona."

"Hi Arizona, I'm Todd." He says taking my hands and rubbing them over his chest. I look to Teddy and the other girls and they are laughing. Clearly they find this funny, I just feel bad for Todd. Nothing he can say or do will work on me.

"Is this your first time here?" He inquires, moving in small circles over my lap.

"Uhh yeah..it-it is."

"Cool, just sit back and relax. Let me do all the work." Only five seconds go by before I can't take it anymore. Its just sooo awkward.

"Todd, I'm sure you're a nice guy and really good at your job, but I'm just here for a friends party." A sad look comes over his face, so I hastily dig out some money and place it in his little shorts. "It's not you, it's me. Okay, I know how that sounds, but I'm just not interested. I prefer woman." I say, which helps soften his face, "But you're very attractive!" I quickly follow. Nodding in understanding he walks away to his next customer.

"Hey, he was hot! Why'd you do that?!" Teddy questions.

"I think you know why."

"LADIES! THE SHOW WILL START IN FIFTEEN MINUTES! GET THOSE SINGLES READY!" The DJ calls over the microphone.

"This is like Magic Mike coming to life!" A friend of Teddy yelps.

"Tell me about it!"

"Oh my gosh, he's wearing a gold thong! You can basically see everything!" Glancing over, Teddy smiles and snickers at the man I'm talking about.

"Don't tell me you've never seen a penis before."

"Not in person, no. I obviously know what they look like from sex ed in school and stuff, but I knew from an early age I liked women. Their bodies, personalities, everything! Women have vaginas. I like vaginas…especially Callie's if you know what I mean." I say nudging her. "I've most definitely never seen one so exposed like that. It leaves little to the imagination."

"I think that's kinda the point. So you've never…"

"Nope! I don't need to see one to know I won't like it. The only penis I've come in contact with is my son's when I change his diaper, it's bath time, or something to that effect." I state firmly, albeit eight-five percent drunk. "That's enough for me!"

"Well then, I guess that just more for us! Right ladies!?" The other girls at the table are too distracted, so Teddy just throws back another shot. "So are you gonna spend that cash or not?"

"Oh, I'll spend it. I can most definitely make it rain!" I flaunt, waving a few dollars around.

"Oh gosh, Arizona. Please don't ever say that again. I think it's time you switch over to water." Strobe lights flash all around and the music stops.

LADIES, IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME! WE'VE GOT SOME DANCERS FOR YOU! TONIGHT WE HAVE TWO BACHERLEROTTE PARTIES IN THE CLUB TONIGHT. FIRST UP, TEDDY ALTMAN! PLEASE COME TO CENTER STAGE! The DJ announces.

"You didn't Arizona!"

"You bet you ass I did! Get up there!"

"Ted-dy, Ted-dy, Ted-dy!" Everyone cheers. Pushing the bride along, she hops up on the stage and sits on the chair. A young man passes her a blindfold to cover her eyes, making her cheeks blush tomato red.

"Someone needs to record this!" A member of our party shouts.

"I got it, I got it!" I say digging throw my small purse for my phone. Getting the camera ready, a spotlight is lit over Teddy and some saucy tune begins to play. Everyone cheers as a shirtless man dressed in tight, white baseball pants, a backwards hat, and black eye grease under his eyes stalks the stage. Teddy is grinning with anticipation as only the music and sounds of the crowd lead her on. He starts his routine, dancing and humping over Teddy as she fumbles with her hands wondering where to place them. Bills are thrown at the stage, and soon the blindfold comes off making her grin even harder once she realizes the outfit the dancer has on. By the time the song ends, Teddy stuffs some money into the mans pants and pats him on the ass. We all clap and shout as Teddy joins us again at the table.

"Got it all on tape, baby!" I shout over the noise. "How was it?"

"I'll tell ya when I stop replaying it in my mind." A waiter brings over some more drinks and we watch as the next woman gets on stage and enjoys her own lap dance. After another few routines, a group of dancers come back on the stage for one final dance.

"The one on the edge is hot!" Someone points out.

"I don't know, the one in the middle is making feel all tingling inside…" Comes another woman.

"Arizona, check out the guy on the far right." Teddy says pointing to a certain individual. Squinting through my hazy eyes, I notice something familiar. "Doesn't he look like…no, there's no possible way." My fellow blonde says shaking her head.

"I think we've just had a lot to drink, after a while all guys start to look same."

"True, but I'm like ninety-five percent certain that's him."

PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR OUR NEWEST DANCER, TIGHT-ASS TREVOR! That was all the confirmation Teddy and I needed. Trevor rips off his pants leaving him in only a thong that makes everyone in the place go wild.

"Oh my fucking god, that's Trevor." I cover my hands with my face, only peaking through my fingers to catch a glimpse of the young teacher.

"I knew! I totally called that! I knew he was too nice; it's always the extra nice ones you gotta watch out for! I thought he was a serial killer or something; this is much, much better. Show me that ass, Trevor!" The bride to be yells, flinging money at the stage.

"Teddy, sit down!" I screech, yanking my friend back into her seat. "Don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact!"

"It's kinda hard not to when he's moving that body around like that."

"I don't get it, what's the problem?" Lauren asks, keeping one eye on Trevor and the other on us. "He can dance!"

"He works with us. Just started this week." Teddy answers.

"Damn, I wish I had teachers like him when I was in school. I'd never miss a class, extra credit? Yes please!"

"It's those eyes, man. I can't stop looking at them." Teddy comments. A minute later the dance is over and for now I don't think Trevor recognized us, he seemed too caught up in the environment to really pick out individual people in the crowd. I'm not going to mention anything unless he does, and I'm really hoping he doesn't. I've seen way more of him then I'd ever imagine.

"He did say he had a side job to earn extra money."

"More like a side stripper hustle. Thanks for tonight, Arizona. I really mean it. I'm drunk enough that I could kiss you, but I won't. I don't want Callie coming after me with her bone crushing hands."

"Actually her hands are very soft, but I understand. Thanks though, I'll take it as a compliment."

"It's t-totally a compliment," She stammers. "There are very few women I'd admit to wanting to kiss."

"On that note, let me settle the tab and we can head out." After the bill is paid, we all stumble back into the bus. Needing something to try and even out all the drinks we've had, we stop at McDonald's for French fries and McFlurry's. The ride back to the house is filled with conversation about the night and re-watching Teddy's lap dance on my phone. It's close to four in the morning when we reach my street.

"Arizona, I expect to see you tomorrow for brunch. Then you have to help me fit into my dress."

"I'll be there, come hell or high water! Ladies, I'll see you later!" I wave goodbye. "Thanks, David."

"My pleasure, ma'am. Get inside safely." Taking off my heels so I don't fall over myself, I walk up to the front door and fish out my key. After a couple of tries, I finally get the door open and tiptoe up the stairs. The television glare from our bedrooms alerts me that Callie fell asleep with the television on, or she's awake.

"There's my party girl." My wife greets me with a glass of water and a couple of pills to reduce my morning hangover, that I rapidly down.

"Cali-Calliope, you're awake?" I ask pleasantly surprised.

"I was up with Noah a few minutes ago and had trouble going back to sleep, and I heard the bus pull up outside." She says taking my purse and shoes from me. "Did you have fun?"

"I did! But I missed you so much, baby." I husk, smothering her in a big kiss. My momentum pushes us back to the bed, where I fall on top of her. "Oopsies." I cackle out.

"Babe, how many drinks have you had?"

"Five…seven…seven plus five. I don't know. But for the last hour I was drinking water." Standing up, I discard my clothing, with some help from my wife and jump back on the bed straddling her naked. "Calliope Torres, you are mine!"

"I am, am I?" She probes sitting up on the elbows, raising her signature eyebrow.

"Damn skippy! No one else can have you! Some guy tried to hit on me, but I said no way! I have a wife and only she can make me orgasm four times in twenty minutes!"

"Mhmm, that was a good night."

"Indeed it was! How about we re-create it right now." I say leaning down to capture her lips in a kiss. I don't waste any time slipping my tongue into her warm mouth and kissing her more intensely. Her soft hands travel down my back and cup my ass, giving it a gentle squeeze. Our tongues twirl against each others as she slowly leans us forward in an upright position.

"Ari, you have a busy day tomorrow…actually in a couple of hours. We both do."

"And…"

"And, we should stop this before it goes any further."

"But I want it to go further…much, much further." I confess, kissing her again.

"Babe you're drunk."

"Correction, extremely tipsy! You know… you've been putting off sex lately, even after the health situation." I say standing up and grabbing a blanket to cover me up. "I'm starting to take it personal. Is it me? I mean I know I still have some baby weight to lose, but I'm trying. I'm really trying. Or is it the stretch marks? Or are you just not attractive to me anymore? Is it becau—"

"Gosh no, Arizona! It's none of that!" She says, swiftly standing up to comfort me. "You're beautiful and I love you. Are you kidding me? You're like the sexiest women alive! I love having sex with you. I thought that was clear. I tried to get you to stay in tonight just so I could show you how much I love you."

"I thought we were good."

"We are good! We're great! It's just last time we had sex drunk you threw up, and then I threw up because I saw you throw up."

"Oh yeah…that was really gross. And smelly." I say remembering that night. We both had one too many, and were barely ten minutes into it before I tossed myself over the side of the bed, missing the trashcan by an inch. The mood was officially killed after that.

"Exactly…just thought we'd save ourselves the clean up."

"Okay…I believe you. I'm all over the place right now. One minute I'm horny, the next I'm emotional. This is why I don't like to drink! My mood is all over the place. Either way, next time you can't deny me the goods!"

"The goods?"

"You know what I mean! When I initiate it I want it!"

"Oohh, bossy Ari. I think I like it." My wife says flirtatiously.

"Yeah, yeah…I'm sleepy." I say walking over to my side of the bed.

"Uh, babe you want some pajamas?"

"No, I think I'll sleep naked tonight. Let it all air out."

"You're ridiculous and I love you."

"I know! It's cause I'm awesome." I smirk.

Thanks for reading!

AN: I know I did back-to-back Arizona POV chapters; I just wanted to get the party in her POV. I'll to Callie's POV next. I'm positive this is my last chapter before the New Year, but I'll be back! Happy early 2016!