"Oh, Blaine." Kurt moans, as Blaine sucks on his collarbone.
"Yeah, do you like that, baby?" Blaine asks seductively, placing Kurt on the couch and blindfolding him.
"Ohh." Kurt can barely get any words out.
If it was pretty much common knowledge Blaine and Kurt were having sex. Burt found condoms in his son's bedroom, I mean, what more proof do you need than that?
"I'll be right back. Stay here." Blaine giggles, shutting off the lights so it's pitch black.
He continues sitting on the couch, sighing and leaning back into the cushions.
Kurt hears the door open and close loudly and suddenly feels the cushions in the couch dip.
"I'm about to rock his world." Kurt thinks shifting towards the unknown figure just a little, to get closely.
Kurt slowly moves his hand towards the other figure's bottom, brushing his slight erection.
He hears the other figure moan, so he continues and begins to grop the other figures bottom.
"Mailman." the other figure sparadically moans.
Kurt screams ,jumping off who he now knows as Finn, as Finn does the same.
Kurt yanks off the blindfold, and hears a loud a bang on the floor, and then is suddenly overcome with the brightness of someone turning the lights on.
What he sees shocks him: Finn is laying on the floor, pale white, but then quickly turning a bright red color, and Blaine standing by the light fixture laughing so hard he falls to the floor.
"What-I. FINN!" Kurt sqeaks, embarassed and angry.
"Dude, you're the one who starting freaking groping me. I thought you were Rachel!" Finn shouts.
"I thought you were supposed to be over at Puck's house playing video games, you idiot!" Kurt yells.
"NO! I was gonna bring Rachel back here! But it's a little late now." Finn huffs.
"No, don't freaking blame this on me! You should have told me what your plans were, instead of lying telling me that you were going to Puck's house!" Kurt is, as this point, furious!
"But dude..."
"No! Don't 'but dude' me! You and Rachel are welcome to do what you want on your own time, but not before telling me first!" Kurt says.
"But Rachel and I have a sex life!" Finn shouts.
Both boys, so intriqued in their argument, don't hear the sound of a car door closing and the door opening!
"Blaine and I have a sex life too, and a pretty good one at that!" Kurt yells.
"Woah! That is more than enough of what I wanted to hear when I walked in, boys." Burt gruffly says, looking around the room.
Finn is sitting on the floor, propped on the couch and Kurt is standing his face red as a tomato, with a discarded blindfold beside him. He can see Blaine silently laughing in the background.
"Hey! It's not my fault my own freaking brother was molesting me!" Finn shouts.
"FINN!" Kurt and Blaine both yell at the same time.
At this point, Carole walks up behind Burt, shocked.
"Woah now, what happened?" Burt asks.
"Well, Blaine and I were going to hang out here tonight, by ourselves." Kurt says glaring at Finn and then continuing. "So Blaine went to the bathroom and I was sitting on the couch with the lights off, and I felt the couch dip, so I thought it was Blaine!" Kurt argues.
"And then he began to freaking grop me like a dog! It was absolutely wierd!" Finn argues right back.
"I thought it was Blaine!" Kurt yells.
"ENOUGH!" Burt beems, face steaming with Carole giggling behind him.
"Blaine, you can stay here with Kurt tonight if you promise not to go at it like rabbits between you to. Kurt, along with Blaine, and Finn, just go to your rooms. I really have had with you guys tonight." Burt huffs.
"But if wasn't my fault!" Finn argues.
"Enough! Both of you, just go. Well have a discussion at a later date." Burt finishes, taking Carole's hand and leading them towards their bedroom.
"Don't go at it like rabbits, you two." Kurt laughs, quickly regretting his decision as Burt stops mid-step, turning around.
"Kurt Elizabeth Hummel-"
"Love you dad, see you in the morning!" Kurt says, grabbing Blaine's hand and running towards their room.
Burt rubs his bare head as he walks with Carole to their room.
"Oh those boys."
A/N: Yeah, not my best chapter, but I hope you enjoyed it! :) This was prompted by Lady Luna Riddle, along with some other prompts that I will posting from the Lady Luna Riddle also! :) Thanks guys! :)