Author's Note
I AM SO SORRY PEOPLE! *runs away and cries in corner*
I'm afraid that due to my upcoming exams and assessments at school *shudders* I am unable to post anything more at this point in time.
*Draws Riptide and uses Leo and Hiccup as human shields* *yells* DON'T GO BITCHIN' TO ME CAUSE YOU WANT A CHAPTER! GO BITCHIN' TO MY SCHOOL AND MY PARENTS!
*Pushes bewildered Leo and Hiccup aside, gives Riptide back to Percy* Look guys, I'm sorry but I want to have a life better than the one I have presently and to do that I need good grades. It's only going to be a few weeks.
*taps microphone making it squeal* *screams* THIS IS NOT ON HIATUS! NOR IS IT ABANDONED!
Tell you guys what, while you're waiting for the next chapter I'll go back into my previous chapters and make them better! I will make them so that they fit my standards because currently they do not. AND THEN...
I WILL GIVE YOU THE ACTUAL CHAPTER 5!
*wild cheering, whistles and applause*
AND IT WILL BE THREE TIMES AS LONG AS MY OTHER CHAPTERS!
*The Pride Lands, Berk, Narnia, Asgard, Middle Earth, the Inkworld, Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter party until even Dionysus (Greek god of parties) says that's enough*
Alright, alright! Seriously, cheers guys, and if any of youse can guess who Leo and Percy are I'll make chapter 7 (THAT'S A REFERENCE THERE) extra special in some way, shape or form.
AND IF YOU CAN'T!
*lightning flashes and thunder booms, ominous music plays in background*
Hiccup: duh da dah, we're dead.
As he said, you're dead. *grins wickedly* No, not really, I'll just make you lot miserable ie. no chapter.
*gasps all around, fandom baby cries and woman screams*
but seriously, no surprises or long chapters if none of youse guess.
das right *snaps fingers sassily*
#Persassy #SuperSizedMcShizzle #Percabeth #Caleo