Status update:
Natsu Dragneel: I just saw Zeref by the bridge. You thinking what I'm thinking?
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Gray Fullbuster: Yeah!
Yuichiro Hyakuya: If it's to push him off or kill him, I'm totally in! Anything to get rid of you guild morons!
Zeref: I have Facebook.
Natsu Dragneel: O.O
Status Update:
Yuichiro Hyakuya: Guess what! Those idiots in guilds have facebook accounts! I'll hack them all!
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Mikaela Hyakuya: Yu-chan pls.
Natsu Dragneel: We can see your facebook.
Status Update:
Natsu Dragneel: Want to do a mission Luigi?
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Gray Fullbuster: It's Lucy not Luigi you squinty eyed teme!
Lucy Heartfilia: It's Lucy! And why would I want to do a mission at 2:00 in the morning?!
Yuichiro Hyakuya: Don't any of you have a sense of time? It's 2:00 for god's sake. WHY AREN'T ANY OF YOU ASLEEP!?
Yoichi Saotome: But Yu-chan, you're not asleep either.
Yuichiro Hyakuya: Well I would be if Mika weren't on my bed!
Mirajane Strauss: Not that I know you all that well, but, why is Mikaela in your bed?
Shīnoa Hiragi: Yes Yu-chan. Please explain why a VAMPIRE is in YOUR bed.
Yuichiro Hyakuya: No! It's not like that! Mika is sitting on my bed and quizzing me on my homework while playing clash of clans.
Erza Scarlet: SEND ME SOME TROOPS OR ELSE….
Jellal Fernandes: I already did. Crime Sorciere is coming to your house to defend the life we have together.
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Erza Scarlet: Shut up Jellal.
Shīnoa Hiragi: Ne, what do we have here? Jellal? Erza? Something you want to say?
Guren Ichinose: ALL YOU BRATS GO TO SLEEP! I can't with all the buzzing my phone is doing. Now, SLEEP!
A/N: I realize that Zeref does have a last name but, I'm not handing out spoilers to people.