Thank you so much for the love for this mini fic! Its pretty much a consensus that we all wish we could tell a guy the "Im gonna need you to get naked" line.
I usually use this as a test.
Most guys stumble and fumble and it's a bar to measure how at ease they are about being naked publicly.
I held in my shock as he didn't even hesitate before reaching behind his neck and yanking his shirt over his head.
I watched his nimble fingers pluck away at the buttons on his jeans.
When I looked up just before he pulled open the fly I was met with a smirk and eyes trained on me.
*good bye panties*
He swiftly dropped his pants to his ankles.
*commando*
I swallowed the gallon of saliva that seemed to have taken up residence in my mouth.
With as much grace as I could muster I got up from my chair.
I took a slow walk around Edward as he stood there naked as the day he was born.
I had to bite my fist as I took in his back side.
I cleared my throat as I sat back down.
I kicked JD under the table as he snickered under his breath.
"So Edward, why are you here?" I asked as calmly as I could.
"Sex, Miss Swan. Just sex."
If I thought his body would kill me I shouldn't have listened to his voice.
*gulp*