"Oh hunny you do realize you weren't actually being paid right?"
We each shift around pulling clothes back on and putting ourselves back together.
"Ahhh come on did you have to ruin the mood?"
I look over at my husband of the past five years and smile.
"Ok fine if you must. I will allow you to quit."
I push a sweet kiss to his lips that completely contradicts the action that just happened.
"But if you think I'm giving you a severance package...you got another thing comin"
"Oh baby I think my severance package just happened on your desk." He nods behind me.
I slap his chest as I sit at my desk and try to make sense of the piles we messed up.
"So you gonna tell everyone I'm your husband yet?"
I had two people guess this. and a few others had some questions about it. Hope you guys aren't disappointed. Let me know what you think.