Alright, let's start.

By the way, if anyone wants to make their own version of this, go ahead. Admittedly I'm not much of a writer, I'm more of an idea guy. If you need an idea for a weapon I'm your guy.

By the way, I gotta say something to authors who write about prototype. The blacklight virus is not affected in any way by water, it was raining in both games on multiple occasions. The only reason they jumped straight out of the water was because they didn't need to do anything in the water.

One more thing, people keep asking me why I made those meat analogies in the last chapter. The reason is, I like meat a bit too much, to the point were that, plus my large amount of body hair is the reason my nickname is Grizzly. The fact that I'm kind of built like a bear doesn't help either. By that I mean I have a bit, not a lot, but a bit of meat on my bones but I'm stronger than most people my size, and considering I'm among the bigger people in their junior year in high school. Well I'll let you do the math.

Bashing with consist of - Sakura, Ino, Kiba, Byakuya, Mayuri, and Yamamoto. Yamamoto I will remove if you want. As for why there are only three from Naruto's time, I can't have everybody pissing him off and a lot of them never really showed him any animosity. Kiba didn't either but I personally don't like Kiba, he seems like the type to treat women like objects, not people.

Vote on whether or not you want Yamamoto to stop being bashed.

Little side note, I don't do the suffix thing. The most I do is like Sochi(son) or Musume(daughter), I don't even do the kaa-san/tou-san thing, it's gonna be mom and dad. The reason I didn't/won't do this in my other fic is because they're in Europe and they don't use those there, kinda adds an unnecessary Japanese twist that doesn't belong.

Disclaimer:

Croc: Well this is the first time I've openly addressed people while doing a disclaimer. It's kinda weird honestly. Anyway, Naruto, Grimmchi? You wanna cover my ass?

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Croc: Hello?

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Croc: DAMMIT, WHERE ARE YOU TWO!?

Naruto and Grimmchi suddenly jumped out of the closet, clothes barely on and sexhead(sex equivalent of bedhead):CROC DOESN'T OWN ANYTHING AND IF HE INTERRUPTS US AGAIN HE'LL BE SORRY!" Then they jumped back in the closet.

Croc:...EXCUSE ME!?

I run to the closet and open it and suddenly stuff that shouldn't even be able to fit in there gets thrown at me. Case and point would be a canoe, computer desk, jet ski, sofa, lazy boy chair, and a grill.

Croc:OKAY, OKAY!

I shut the door.

Croc: Good god, I knew I shouldn't of let Naruto put those hiraishin symbols on all his favorite things. Anyway, enjoy the story of bitchy one and bitchy two.

Closet opens with Naruto and Grimmchi glaring at me.

Croc:...I'm onna go to Amantes, you want anythin?

Naruto:Meatball Parmesan sandwich.

Grimmchi:Salmon pizza.

Croc:K, be back in ten minutes.

Two things, one, there were no typos in there, I really talk like that, I don't saw gonna, I say onna. I usually say of, not have. I don't say anything, I say anythin...actually whenever a word ends with I-N-G I just leave out the G.

Anyway, two, Amantes really is a local pizza shop that sells amazing pizza and sandwiches. In fact, those two things I mentioned are real menu items. There is something there for everybody, plus they got a bitchin arcade. :)

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Everyone was speechless when they saw what just transpired. Not only had Luppi been literally torn to pieces but every Espada went down a rank and Yammy, the strongest espada before this whole thing, went down to the second espada.

Naturally, he wasn't too happy about that, "I can't believe this! These two show up all of a sudden and send me back two ranks!?" He rounded on the two, "Where did you two come from anyway! We should have heard about you a long time ago!"

Naruto and Grimmchi just looked at each other for a second, then at Yammy and said in a voice like you would use when explaining something complicated to a child, "We were in a magical place called a desert. You know the giant area covered in sand all around us." Really, if you're gonna ask a stupid question, you will get a stupid answer.

Yammy went red in the face, "THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! HOW DID YOU TWO GET SO STRONG!?" Maybe there was a way he could become the strongest again.

Grimmchi answered, "Well I wouldn't be anywhere near as strong as I am now without Naruto's help. Actually I'd more than likely be dead if it wasn't for him. He saved me from being eaten one day a few hundred years ago. After that I traveled with him and he helped me become a vasto lorde, he became one a few days after I met him. He also showed me the way that vasto lorde grow in strength."

Aizen immediately took interest in that. If he knew how vasto lorde grew stronger than maybe he could find a way to reverse it to make them weak enough to get them under his thumb. "Really, and how is that?"

Naruto looked at Aizen, "Survive more battles than any other. Fight until your bones break, your teeth ache, you cry tears of blood, until the only taste you have in your mouth is from the blood in the air. OR, do what I did." He grabbed Grimmchi by the waist and pulled her close. "Find a sexy and beautiful girl and grow strong together." He punctuated this last bit with giving Grimmchi a soft kiss which she gladly returned.

Aizen, realizing that he wasn't going to get any useful information out of this, just sighed and rubbed his forehead. "I'll be enacting my plans soon. After tomorrow I won't be going between here and Soul Society anymore. Now that this headache is over, you're all dismissed."

Naruto quickly piped up, "Aizen, which is the nicest room?"

Aizen, not knowing were this was going answered like an idiot, "The one I was going to use for myself down the hall and to the right. Why?"

Naruto answered with a grin, "Because that room belongs to Grimmchi and I now. Thanks for the information by the way, saved us the trouble of asking around."

Gin, noticing all of the weird things that nobody else seemed to care about, asked, "Why has your hair been drooping more and more this entire time? It started out spiked but now it's falling down."

Naruto checked and, sure enough, it was. His hair was hanging down his face like small silver strings. He thought about it for a second before snapping his fingers with a grin, "It must be the mask powder in my hair. It's small enough to seem and feel like normal hair but it adds enough weight to it to make my normal hair style impossible."

Grimmchi, still standing next to him with his arm around her waist, smiled at him, "I like it. It gives you a wild look."

Naruto grinned back at her, "And thus, I move on."

With this said they were about to leave before Naruto remembered something, "Right, we never introduced ourselves. My name is Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze."

Grimmchi answered right after him, "And I'm Grimmchi Jeagerjaques."

With this said they both disappeared in a burst of static, both noticing Aizen, Tosen, and Gin looking shocked.

Tosen, after regaining his composure, looked to his keeper(1) "Isn't Namikaze the last name for the captain and lieutenant of the zero division? Do you think there's any connection between the three?"

Aizen didn't even have to think about it, "I hope not, at the moment, not even all of the Espada fighting together, that would be willing to fight anyway, could beat Minato and Kushina. Naruto, and, there's no questioning where her loyalties lie, Grimmchi would join them in a fight against us and we wouldn't even last thirty seconds. We'd be slaughtered."

They never noticed the small burst of static that was sounded just outside the door.

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Naruto and Grimmchi were both grinning like crazy people. After going back to get Naruto's zanpaktou, which he had left behind in his need to deliver Nnoitra's ass-kicking, they began walking to their bed chamber that Aizen so nicely 'gave' them. They were actually a bit surprised that Naruto had a couple of combat knives and a couple of knuckled gauntlets that closely resembled grates for his zanpaktou. The blades weren't the same either, one was bigger than the other. The larger one, easily two feet long and double edged, it also had a tassel at the bottom of the pommel. The smaller one didn't really have any distinguishing features but it was six inches long, obviously meant to be used with stealth.

Holding blades parallel to the ground, he pressed his hand flat against the edge and began to drag it to the opposite edge, then he did the same with the other side.
When he looked, his hands had two, small nicks in the skin, and considering his hierro could take a hydrogen bomb(2) and allow him to walk away without a scratch, he could say with certainty that his knives could cut through damn-near anything.

Next they went to the clothes room, it wasn't all that important so they didn't really give it an important name. When Naruto walked out he looked like he was ready for war. (appearance at bottom)

Grimmchi suddenly yawned, "I don't know about you but I really am tired. I don't think we really slept while we were turning. It might have been more like suspended animation. Let's go to bed."

Naruto smiled softly at her, "Alright, let's go to bed."

With everything they needed to do out of the way they warped to their bed chambers. They were a bit disappointed when they saw it though.

"Ummm, we need to decorate a little. There should be more in an apartment sized bedroom than an Ultrabed(3). BUT! That's a job for another day. Let's get some shut eye."

He picked Grimmchi up and carried her to bed. Laying her down and putting her under the covers, climbing in after her. She snuggled up to him and as they lay there Naruto couldn't help but think, 'Tomorrow is going to be a good day somehow. I can feel it.'

His eyes closed and, after listening to the soft breath of the love of his after-life for a few minutes, fell asleep himself.

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Naruto and Grimmchi both woke up when they felt a strange power coming from the throne room. It seemed like a garganta but with a more positive energy than any garganta used. Quickly sonidoing(4) to the room that Naruto knew was going to belong to him and Grimmchi soon enough, they saw Aizen, Gin, and Tosen enter a Japanese style gate with the destination concealed by a screen of white. As soon as they entered the gate closed but it was obvious were they went, Aizen had only been talking about destroying soul society every damn opportunity he got since they had met the psycho.

Naruto knew exactly what to do, "You wanna go and mess with him in a few hours? We need to get some breakfast before we do anything."

Grimmchi thought for a second, "Sure, why not? We can start screwing with his head later." The massive grin on her face clearly said she was gonna enjoy screwing up Aizen's plans before they decided to kill him.

Naruto grinned back. He had to admit, her attitude towards a lot of things had rubbed off on him, and he didn't really care when they killed him all that much either.

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Up to Sokyoku Hill every damn thing is the same as canon, alright? Skipping all that crap.

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"You have something I need." These were the words that left Aizen's mouth right before he thrust his oddly green and scaly looking hand through Rukia's chest. When he pulled his hand back, grasped in his palm was a small gem inside of a glass shell.(5)

Everybody chose this time to show up. What no one really expected though was for a golden Senkaimon to open up, or for four people to walk out.

One was a blonde haired man with shoulder length hair. He was wearing a normal shinigami Shihakusho but he had a white jacket on over it that had red flames on the bottom.

Next to him was a red haired woman that wore the same attire as him except her jacket had bloody habanero written on it.

Next to her was a man with very long white spiked hair. He didn't wear a coat but he had a headband with the words toad oil written on it.

Lastly there was a woman with blonde hair tied into two pony tails. She wore a jacket with the words slug medic written on the back.

These people were Minato Namikaze, Kushina Namikaze, Jiraiya Gama, and Tsunade Senju.

Aizen summed up his thoughts in one word, "Shit!"

Minato decided to figure what was going on, "Someone want to tell me why I suddenly sensed an incredibly strange and negative spiritual pressure?(6)

All of the shinigami, save Yamamoto who knew who they were, had confused looks on their faces but pointed at Aizen, who had long since thrown Rukia at Renji, just because he could, and called Gin and Tosen to his side, both of them basically signaling the menos grande they had to open the garganta and get there ass's out of there.

When multiple garganta opened opened he smirked but it quickly fell off his face and was replaced with the look of a man that knew full well his death might be here when he saw Naruto and Grimmchi, with smiles on their faces, walking out with bits and pieces of the menos grande disintegrating behind them.

Naruto spoke first, "Well, isn't this interesting, three morons trying to run as soon as the situation begins turning sour for them. How you managed to get all of the arrancar to follow you, I'll never know, you're absolutely pathetic." He stopped to look at all the assembled shinigami, all but four of whom had drawn their swords and had them pointed at him. The ones who didn't though were the ones who knew him in the past(7), his hair and height might have changed but he still looked enough like himself for them to recognize them.

However, that didn't mean they weren't doing excellent impressions of fishes. Unfortunately this gave the jackass trio the time they needed to go through the closing garganta, leaving Naruto and Grimmchi to have a family reunion/ meeting the folks moment.

Minato, pulling himself together enough to make coherent speech finally spoke up, "Naruto?"

That caught his attention. He turned his head and saw four people he never thought he would see again. His parents and god parents.

He barely stopped himself from cracking a joke, "I'm actually a little surprised you recognized me." He paused to scratch his head, "I don't exactly look like I used to."

Kushina spoke next, "Sochi, where have you been? You should have been sent to Soul Society centuries ago." She had a pretty good idea but hoped she was wrong.

Her fears were confirmed though, when he pulled the overall straps to the sides and then off his arms, exposing his hollow hole. Tears began forming in her eyes. She figured he was probably here to fight them. She suddenly tensed when he put the straps back on and began walking towards the four of them with a completely blank look on his face.

They all put their hands on their swords when he was a few feet away from them. When he got to Kushina everybody was about to draw their swords and strike but froze when his arms shot out and wrapped her in a hug.

He couldn't help but speak softly to her when he saw the tears running down her face, "I'm glad I can see you again mom. It's been far too long."

Kushina, relieved to know that she wasn't going to have to fight him, wrapped her arms around him and openly wept, "Sochi, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry we didn't save you from life as a hollow."

Naruto chuckled softly, "Mom, it isn't your fault, that lied with Kyuubi...before I ate him at least." He pulled back from the hug, keeping his hands on her shoulders. "But several good things came from my time as a hollow. Patience, combat training, common sense, and best of all."

He motioned for Grimmchi to come over, "I found someone that I can spend eternity with." He placed his hand on the small of Grimmchi's back and pulled her close, while she wrapped her arms around him and pulled him into a soft kiss.

When they separated Naruto turned back to his mother, "Mom, this is Grimmchi, my best friend, lover, and, I pray to every damn thing that listens, future wife."

Grimmchi walked over and stood in front of Kushina. She hated to admit it, but she was nervous as hell. This was her lover's parents, the fact that she was surrounded by people who were also important to him didn't help.

The reaction she got was pretty good but it definitely wasn't what she expected. First of all, she definitely didn't expect to hear a high pitched squeal or to be suddenly hugged. She also didn't expect to hear the rapid fire talk of how proud she was to meet her future daughter-in-law, "IT'LL BE GREAT, WE CAN GO SHOPPING, HAVE SPA DAYS, AND GET OUR NAILS DONE! WHEN SHOULD WE SCHEDULE THE WEDDING!? WE SHOULD HAVE IT IN THE SPRING, IT'LL BE SO ROMANTIC-" Someone had to stop her.

And that someone turned out to be Naruto, "MOM! Take it down a notch. You're jumping ahead a while alright? I would love to be married to Grimmchi but we got a lot of things we all have to do before we can, namely killing Aizen." That caught everyone's attention.

Yamamoto spoke, wanting answers, "Aizen said that he ruled the hollows, why would you betray him?"

Naruto answered, "Well in all fairness, you need to be loyal to someone before you can betray them. The only reason we haven't killed him yet is because it's fun as hell to screw with his head and constantly remind him that he isn't anywhere near the strongest person out there. Grimmchi and I remind him every day."

Yamamoto waited a few seconds before replying, "Well all that aside, is there a reason that we shouldn't kill you now?"

Naruto grinned at him, "Well aside from the fact that I could kill everyone here and I'm about ten thousand years older than you, I haven't shown you any animosity."

The age comment caught Jiraiya's attention, "What are you talking about brat? I'm only about a thousand years old and I died a little before you did."

The answer surprised everybody, "I learned thousands of years ago that time in Heuco Mundo, time moves much faster than in anywhere else and when hollows become arrancar they decide how old they look, some think that they should look older, while others think they should look younger. Grimmchi and I decided on about twenty-three years old appearance wise. Age wise, I'm a little over ten thousand. Grimmchi is about seventy-five hundred."

Grimmchi, finally managing to tear herself away from the still babbling Kushina who was being almost dragged away by Minato, went over to meet Naruto's godparents.

She walked over to Tsunade and extended her hand, hoping for a more reasonable greeting than her last one, "Hello, I'm Grimmchi, it's nice to meet someone who Naruto was so close to when he was alive."

Tsunade grinned at her and shook the hand that was offered, "Nice to meet you too, I'm Tsunade. It's good to know the little brat found a good woman after all this time. Make sure to keep him out of trouble, he has a knack for finding it."

Grimmchi didn't like the sound of that, "NYAAAAA, but trouble's half the fun of life. The other half is the fun you can have in the bedroom." The last bit was said with a sultry grin.

Jiraiya say the grin and heard the comment though. He then did a very good impression of a rocket with the blood shooting out of his nose. They didn't even know where he landed.

Grimmchi, after looking in the distance to try to find him and having no luck, turned to everyone else, "Does that happen a lot?"

Everybody, even Naruto and the ever stoic Byakuya, and the ever insane Mayuri, spoke at the exact same damn time, "Every fucking day."

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fc07. /fs26/f/2008/148/a/4/Naruto_OC_wha_by_ remove the space - What Naruto looks like.

(1) We all know Tosen is Aizen's willing bitch.

(2) Roughly five times stronger than an atomic bomb.

(3) Honestly, that is a real bed size.

(4) Is that the right way to put it?

(5) For those of you who don't know the series all that well, there were originally two hogyoku, one made by Aizen and one by Urahara. Aizen fused the two together but he still could make arrancar with just his.

(6) I'm making up this crap as I go along so bear with me here.

(7) They had large amounts of chakra, the essence of life, when they died, that's gotta do something for the afterlife, so why not allow them to keep their memories?

I didn't bash anybody this time because I need some feedback on weather or not one more person from each half of the fic should be bashed. Kushina and Minato can't be bashed because they were dead, they couldn't be there for him and if they just ran, who's to say the fox wouldn't have just kept killing more villages after it was done with Konoha, eventually finding them again. Jiraiya couldn't because he was keeping tabs on Akatsuki, trying to keep Naruto alive longer, admittedly, yes, he could have done more but he didn't really abandon him. Tsunade wasn't even in the village at the time and didn't know he wasn't happy.

Anyway, one more person from each world can be bashed. Choose one person from each in the review and I'll let you know who won in the next chapter. Same rules as usual alright?