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Chapter 5 Sapphire
Gold woke up in a cave to the sight of a worried Cyndaquil looking over him.
"Hey there. Hey sorry for out last battle being a total disaster."said Gold.
The Cyndaquil seemed to say "it's okay".
Gold looked over to his side he saw the two boys who bumped into him who were also just starting to wake up.
"If you don't mind me asking WHAT THE SAME HILL WAS THAT FOR?!"asked Gold.
"Hey sorry. we couldn't stop" protested one boy.
"My shoes went crazy!"said the other.
"Am I honestly suppose to believe that?"asked Gold.
"It's the truth! We were running from some Migthtyena and his shoes started glowing and cause him to run faster."said the first one.
"...Oh must be one of those high tech running shoes. I heard they're really rare."said Gold.
All of a sudden the bag that Gold was carrying started to vibrate. Gold looked inside and saw a cell phone which he answered.
"Hello?"he asked.
"Is this the guy who took after those two thieves and took my bag by accident?"asked a girl on the other end.
"Yeah that's me...and the name is Gold"said Gold.
"Well my name is Crystal. Did you manage to get the thieves?"asked the girl.
"No they managed to get away."said Gold.
"ERRRR."muttered Crystal. "Where are you anyway?"she asked.
"We're in a cave. I fell off a cliff and we were saved by a...I think it was a green Pokemon."said Gold.
"WE'RE?"asked Crystal.
"Oh yeah me and two others."said Gold.
"Ash."said One. "Ruby."said the other.
A pile of leaves began to shake and got up.
"You three okay?"it asked.
"AHHHHHHHH! TALKING POKEMON!"screamed Ruby and he kicked it.
"OWWWWWWWWWW, IS that any way to treat me?"it asked and it pulled off it leaves revealing a girl wearing a leaf bikini. She was very dirty and even appeared to have fangs and claws and had a fierce "I'm savage" look to her. And she looked MAD.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SAVAGE CAVE GIRL!"screamed the three.
"Is that anyway to treat the person who saved you!? GO TORCHIC!"the girl said and released the Pokemon.
"USE EMBER!"she commanded.
Torchic used it on Ruby and burnt his clothes.
"MY CLOTHES! I JUST TRIMMED THEM!"he screamed.
"Whats' wrong!?"asked Crystal
"WE'RE UNDER ATTACK BY A SAVAGE CAVE GIRL!"said Gold.
"...Cave girl?...Ehehehehe Does this cave girl has blue eyes?"asked Crystal.
"Yes."said Gold.
"...That's actually Sapphire...she's the professors daughter."said Crystal.
"...The professor has a savage cave girl for a daughter?"asked Gold.
"No you idiot. Whenever she does field research she does this. She says it helps her 'Get closer with nature.'"said Crystal. "let me talk to her."she said.
"It's for you!"said Gold to Sapphire...As she was pulling Ash's hair.
Sapphire was about to say something when she stopped.
"Do you hear that?"she asked.
"...Hear what?"asked Ruby.
All of a sudden an Arbok popped in from the roof.
"EEEEEEEEEEEE!"squelled Ruby.
"Hang on gotta go!"said Gold and he hung up the phone. "Use Ember Cyndaquil!"he said.
"You too Torchic!"said Sapphire.
Gold and Sapphire began battling the Arbok(Sapphire was even using her fists).
"A little help!?"Gold asked Ash and Ruby.
"My aim is to win all the Pokemon contests! If I make my Pokemon battle they could get ugly muscles and make them unappealing"said Ruby.
"Is he always like this?"asked Gold.
"Beats me. We just met a few minutes ago."said Ash.
"Pokemon contests? You mean those stupid beauty pageants where only looks matters?"asked Sapphire.(Who had the Arbok in a choke hold.)
"It's more than that."muttered Ruby.
"What about you?"Sapphire asked Ash.
"Sorry I don't have a Pokemon on me. If I had Pikachu then that Arbok would be in trouble...PIKACHU!"screamed Ash realizing he had forgotten all about him.
"What?"asked Gold, Ruby and Sapphire together.(The Arbok was out cold now)
"Sorry but I can't stick around! Gotta find my missing Pikachu before Team Rocket does!"said Ash and he raced off.
Ash exited the cave. "...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" BAM!
"You think I should have told you guys this cave was on the cliff?"asked Sapphire.
See ya next time when the search for Pikachu continues.