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chapter one: Accidental theft?
I ran and opened my front room door, only to run smack into... a floating brick block? Am I having an Acid trip? Not that I would know how one effected someone, I had never taken drugs, but maybe someone slipped something into my drink when I wasn't loo... Holy shit a flying dinosaur! Looking up and seeing a blue one with white angel wings flying through the sky. Yep, someone slipped something into my drink...
I blinked, wait a second... looking around. was that a... goomba? A little brown mushroomish thing walking around looking like it was trying to be bad ass but failing horribly "Definitely a goomba..." I thought aloud, looking around "Everything is made of paper... This looks like paper mario..." And sure enough I could see in the distance, twink falling to earth after talking to peach, heading right for me... right for me. I ran, hoping not to get hit on the head, to no avail. The little star hit me right atop the noggin. "Ow..." That had most certainly hurt.
I rubbed my head and looked at the star floating next to me "Who are you?" The star asked looking at me. I blinked "My name is Erika... uh do you have a habit of hitting people on the thinking cap?" I asked, rubbing the forming lump on my head. The star chuckled nervously, bobbing up and down "Sorry about that, still new, haven't quite got my landing down yet. Hey, your human! Not many humans in this world. The only ones I know about are Mario, luigi, and daisy." I thought to myself, as I stood up 'Oh that's right, not many of my kind around here... wait a second, I'm talking to Twink, a fictional character in a video game...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH Talking star!" I screamed and ran off, hoping whatever had been slipped into my drink would wear off soon. Yes delayed reaction I know. Looking back on it now, it was actually comical, my reaction to such things. I ended up running right into a black dinosaur. The... Yoshi? Yes that must be what it was, the Yoshi looked at me as if it wanted to say "Watch where you're going." But all it said was "Wahoo." with an agitated facial expression. This yoshi had a red and green spoked collar and black skin with a red underbelly. It was awesome looking. I found a fruit nearby and gave it to the yoshi, hoping it wouldn't be so mad at me now.
The yoshi shot it's tongue out, taking the apple had found right out of my hand. It nodded, looking happier now, I sighed in relief... until it lowered its head between my legs and lifted me up onto it's back. "WAH!" I held on tight, hoping I wouldn't fall off and break my neck. The Yoshi took off in a sprint with me holding on for dear life "NOOOOOOOooooooooooo..." Was what Twink heard as the Yoshi took off. Twink followed behind as best as he could, just barely managing to keep up, curious about this off human woman.
A Koopa turned to see the Yoshi running off with a human woman in toe "SOMEONE IS STEALING BOWSERS PRIZED YOSHI!" My eyes widened "WHAT!?" My mind though just kept repeating the same thing "Oh shit I am so dead!" Over and over again. I was riding a berserk like black yoshi that apparently belonged to boswer, and I was being accused of theft... yeah this could cause some problems! The yoshi sped off into the nearby woods, I knew where this path lead, to goomba village! I wonder if it has alredy been cleared. My answer came quite quickly when I saw that the gate had been busted. That meant that the yellow block had been magicked up and destroyed already.
I stared at the yoshi as it wandered up to a tree and kicked, a goomnut falling onto the ground for the yoshi to eat. I was surprised, sure this yoshi had an attitude but it was a bad yoshi at all, why would a yoshi like this belong to bowser? Twink finally caught up to us, he was panicking "Oh dear, oh dear! The koopas are looking for you! They want bowsers prized yoshi back!" I turned to Twink "Hey this Yoshi pretty much kidnapped me!" I yelled, slightly panicking myself now. Twink sighed, now looking slightly depressed "I know but the koopas don't see it that way!" The yoshi looked at us and I saw a tag on its collar, Omega. "Omega, Is that your name?" The yoshi went "Wahoo!" Happily "I'll take that as a yes!" Twink sighed "I have to go give mario princess peaches warning now. You just try to stay away from Koopas while I'm gone." and he flew off to go help Mario.
That strange voice came back "Heh heh, having fun? Think of this place as a sort of... toturial!" I blinked in confusion "Like a video game?" The voice chuckled "That's right but don't answer me out loud, unless you want people to think you're crazy, only you can hear me." I looked around and saw Omega looking at me funny and I thought to the voice 'you could have told me that before...' The voice was full of amusement "But that would have been no fun at all, now then... you see that evil goomba over there to your right?" I looked over and saw one standing next to a tree, I nodded. "Good, go over there and jump on it." My eyes widened 'WHAT!' If he had a face he would have rolled his eyes "Go on hurry it up, I don't have all day, and YOU need to get some experience on battle somehow."
I gulped and walked over slowly, from behind. I took a deep breath and jumped on him, he squished into nothingness. "Congrats! Your first victory!" I just stared "That was way too easy." The voice rung again "Of course! It was only a weak little goomba, that will be more difficult, look to your left!" I turned, seeing a spiked goomba down the bath, guarding a treasure chest that didn't appear in the game. "Go get that chest, then fight the goomba! You're gonna have to sneak behind the goomba when he isn't looking." I rolled my eyes, I had played paper mario a thousand times. I waited until the goomba was on the far edge of the trail then snuck behind, kicking the chest open. My clothes suddenly changed, I was wearing a black and red puffy dress and holding a wierd spiked ball on a very short chain. There was a silver crown on my head with a red ruby in it, as well as a red ruby in the center of the dress "Oh come on, I look like a fucking princess..." I heard chuckles "You will have a role in every place you go to. After you complete that role you can move on to the next area and one step closer to your home." I glared at air "Not to be ungreatful but how the hell do you know so much?" Again more chuckles, all the laughter was starting to piss me off. "That is a secret for another time, for now just get the goomba with your new weapon!" I sighed and walked over, this time the goomba saw me before I could attack.
The goomba just stared at me "What the... A new princess!?" I mentally face palmed, I had to get rid of this guy now. I held the chain tight in my hand as I ran foreward, swinging the spiked ball at the goomba. The goomba dodged with ease "Heh, and this one can fig..." He was cut off mid stenence and in middair by a yoshi tongue grabbing him and eating him up "Thanks Omega." Omega nodded and motioned to his back, I nodded picking an apple from a nearby tree and giving it to him, he ate it up fast. I realized he was starving, that's why he had grabbed me up after I gave him a fruit and why he had such a bad attitude. The poor guy was just hungry. I grabbed up a few more nearby fruits and fed him, that made him happy since he nuzzled my hand. heh, I made a friend! We started heading down the trail as the voice rung "I'll help you if you need it but you won't hear from me very often. I DO have other things to do then save your ass EVERY time you get in trouble. You'll have to think for yourself also." I nodded, understanding. "Good well, catch you later!" The voice faded off as Omega and I headed down the trail.
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