*Here is some cracktasticness, featuring my favorite characters and favorite people. DO NOT HATE ME! THIS WAS A WEIRD DREAM I HAD A COUPLE NIGHTS AGO!*
Saturday, my parents recieved THIS letter;
"HELLO, PROUD PARENTS OF MARZIA LOUBERG; YOUR SON HAS BEEN SELECTED TO TRY THE BETA VERSION OFAXIS OF EVIL, A HISTORY-BASED VIDEO GAME THAT STARTS EARLY ON IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD AND ENDS AT THE SECOND WORLD WAR! THE GAME CONSISTS OF ONE OBJECTIVE; END THE WAR. THE GAME IS ABSOLUTELY FREE, AND THE FLIGHT TO BERLIN, GERMANY, IS PAID FOR IN FULL, AS IS HOUSING! MARZIA LOUBERG IS ALLOWED TO BRING AT MOST TWO PEOPLE OF HER CHOICE TO ACCOMPANY HER TO BERLIN AND STAY WITH HER UNTIL SHE COMPLETES THE GAME. WE HOPE THAT YOU WILL ACCEPT THE RARE OFFER OF A LIFETIME. IF YOU DO, THEN SIGN THE SHEET THAT FOLLOWS."
After much begging and pleading, my parents let me go. Because both of my parents are disabled and cannot speak a single ounce of German, they allowed me to have my cousin, Mikhael, join me and meet my sister, Stephanie, in Berlin. She moved there shortly after college, even though she is only twenty-two and Mikhael is only twenty-one. He's toured Germany with his band (he even opened for Rammstein once; be jealous, fishes!) and is fluent in German, as well is Stephanie.
Mikhael and I boarded the plane to Germany, after much heartfelt goodbyes and everything, and we flew an eight-hour-freaking-flight to get to Berlin.
Eight hours. You would think that with the great technological advances within the last fifty years, we would be able to speed up a plane ride.
When we got there, Stephanie picked us up and we headed to her house before heading to "Gerade Aus", which I believe means "Straight Ahead". Like "Straight ahead" to the future. Got it?
Did you know that Slenderman was German? Yeah, Der Grossmann, Der Ritter, Slendy; all German. The Germans started both world wars, which is sad. A game, "Mad Father", took place in Germany. And the fact that I came to Germany to test the "Krieg Beta" just confirms that everything scary and evil starts in Germany.
Well, Russia, as well, but in Germany, it's more common. As I was saying; everything scary is made in Germany.
Just saying.
*Sorry for crappy story, this is like the prologue, and well, you can see what's going on if you wanna keep reading.*