I woke up with the sun shinning right in my eyes which immediately shot pain through my head. I never should have drank so much last night but I was trying to show that I was able to keep up with Edward, bad mistake. I tried to cover my head with the sheet that was wrapped around my body but as I lifted it I realized I was not in my own bed. This sheet was black where my sheets are blue. It was at that moment that I realized wasn't wearing any clothes. I tightened my grip on the sheet before I slowly rolled over to see Edward sleeping behind me. From what I could tell he was just as naked as me but I wasn't about to lift the sheet to find out.

I slowly began to sit up but stopped when Edward moved so that his head was next to mine on the pillow and his arm was draped over my waist. I carefully laid back down and wracked my brain trying to remember what happened last night. I remember Vic and James but the last thing I remember was when we started a drinking game because a really bad band took the stage. Every time the guitar player missed a note we took a shot. I guess that's what got me in this current predicament.

I'm not sure how long we laid there but eventually Edward began to stir and I felt his eyes open before I actually saw them. As soon as he realized that he was still holding me he slowly pulled away being sure not to remove the sheet that kept me covered. I kept my eyes down towards the ground as we both sat against the headboard. It was an awkward few moments before Edward groaned as he rose from the bed. I almost cried out of joy when I saw that he was at least wearing pants. I know that doesn't necessarily mean we didn't but it does make one feel better.

I sat there in silence while he went to the bathroom and I could hear him peeing. I took this time to stand up and find my clothes. After I heard the toilet flush and the running sink I tightened my grip on the sheet and my clothes. He didn't even acknowledge me as he left the bedroom and went into the rest of his house. I bit my bottom lip trying not to take it personal as I ran to the bathroom to be able to dress in privacy.

It didn't take long for me to get dressed and when I walked out of the bed room I headed straight for the door where I saw my purse and shoes. I almost had the door open when I heard a throat clearing from behind me. "You weren't even going to say goodbye?" I turned to look at him but still kept a hand on the door knob. "Bye Edward." I twisted the knob and had the door open a crack before I sighed and dropped my shoulders in defeat.

"Did we have sex last night?"

It was so low I wasn't sure he even heard me but he some how did. "No, you were so drunk that you wouldn't even tell me where you lived so I wasn't going to stick you in a cab. I tried to get you to sleep in the guest room but you kept babbling about choking on your own vomit, so you ended up in my room. I honestly don't know how you ended up naked because when I fell asleep you were fully clothed but I swear we didn't." I nodded my head completely believing him. This isn't the first time that I have gotten drunk and woke up naked without any explanation but it is the first time I haven't woken up alone.

I took my time getting home hoping to avoid Alice and Paul. I knew if either of them knew I didn't come home last night I wouldn't escape the inquisition. I was hoping that neither of them came home last night and therefore they didn't miss me. Luckily no one was around when I got home. I took advantage of the peace and quiet and took a nice long shower and relaxed.

A few hours later Alice came barging through the front door carrying way too many bags that contained decorations, food, and alcohol. "Alice, what the hell are you up to?" She shrugged as she placed all of the bags on the counter top. "We are having a party tonight! Everyone is coming, even the guys and before you pitch a fit 'Ben' already has a prior commitment that he can't get out of so Bella gets to party. All they guys will be here to meet all of our regular friends but I'm not sure about Edward. Jasper called him several times last night but he never answered. I bought all of the usual stuff so go start the food while I go pick out our wardrobe for the night." Before I could even say a word she was gone.

I grabbed all of the food and started mixing up the meat for my famous beer burgers. From the looks of how much food she bought I assumed she literally invited everyone she had ever met but then I remembered that Emmett was coming and he could eat half of this on his own. About an hour later I had all of the meat ready to be cooked and everything was already set up. Just as I made my way out of the kitchen Paul and Jacob came in the house.

"Hey Bella, you remember Jake right?"

I nodded my head and smirked at Paul who was trying not to laugh. "Hey Jake, Paul I set up all the food in the kitchen since you are the man of the house you get to grill the food so go clean that thing so we can cook once the guests get here." I started heading towards my room when he called out to me, "Don't think I don't want answers about last night Bella!" I cringed and stopped mid step. I really hoped Alice didn't hear that.

When I got to my room lying in my bed was a light blue jean mini skirt and a hot pink tank top with silver sequins sewed on it. The pattern made it look like it was something from India. Normally I would never wear pink but for some reason I couldn't help but want to wear it. Thankfully since the party is at our house I would not need to wear shoes which I wouldn't have worn even if Alice had placed them out for me. I could care less if I walk around barefoot all the time but I'm pretty sure that would limit what stores and restaurants I could go into.

I ran a brush through my hair letting it fall into its natural waves and clipped the sides back so it was out of my face before I put on some eyeliner, light bronze eye shadow, and lightl pink lip gloss. With a quick spray of perfume I was ready for the night.

When I got downstairs the entire band, except for Edward, was there including Rose. "Damn who knew Ben's sister cleaned up that good." I laughed as Rose reached out and smacked Emmett on the back of the head. "What? It was just an observation." I rolled my eyes and made my way into the kitchen. "Hey Bells did you happen to make…" Before Paul could finish his question I pulled the spicy vegetable dip out of the fridge. "Girl if I were straight I would have in Vegas standing in front of Elvis right now." I laughed and kissed his cheek, "I know Paul. Just remember if you eat all of that tonight you are going to sleep outside."

I turned my head when Jake came in, "Why would he sleep outside?" I just smiled, "Take him home with you tonight and you will see why." Alice laughed when Jake took the dip from Paul and placed on the opposite side of the counter.

Soon everyone was showing up and we decided to just leave the front door open because it was too much of a hassle to fight to get to the door all the time. At ten o'clock I just assumed Edward wasn't coming because he wasn't there but I jumped when he wrapped his arms around my waist at a quarter to eleven. "Hey bed buddy how was your day?" I quickly looked around to be sure no one heard him before dragging him off to a corner to talk to him. "Edward, can we not tell anyone about last night and this morning? Its just Alice would jump to conclusions which would then just cause more drama with you and Ben, so please?" His smile left his face and he gave me a quick nod, "Fine."

I then disappeared in the crowd of people I didn't even know. I swear there were more party crashers here than people we actually knew. I eventually just sat down on the couch slowly drinking my beer.

Eventually people began to leave but Alice wouldn't let the guys leave. She decided we were going to Never Have I Ever which I hated because I either ended up completely sober or completely wasted there was never an in between with me. Alice of course being who she is decided that I needed to be completely wasted and singled me out almost every time it was her turn. Eventually Paul caught on and joined in. The stupid thing is they were using lame stuff like 'I've never broken a bone' 'I've never tripped over thin air' 'I've never fallen face first into a completely strangers lap' it was getting very ridiculous.

I gave up on trying to not get embarrassed by my loving friends and just decided to lay back and quit the game. "Come on Bella you can't quit the game." I rolled over and flipped Jasper off. "Bella if you fall asleep we will draw on your face." I grabbed a pillow and threw it at Emmett. "Leave me the hell alone. If I do another shot I am going to vomit on you." I saw everyone move away from me which just caused me to laugh. They all looked at me like I was crazy but I was too drunk to care.

The next morning I woke up with the world's biggest hangover and was surprised to find a naked Alice and a half naked Paul lying with me on the floor. When I got up to go to the bathroom I didn't pay attention to where I was going assuming nobody else was still in the house but boy was I wrong. I ran smack into a completely naked Jasper. "Oh shit!" I covered my eyes really not wanting to see his junk. "Sorry Bella, I was looking for my clothes." I nodded and blindly headed to the toilet that I desperately needed to vomit in.

Since Paul's bathroom was closest I ran to it. I was in such a hurry I didn't even notice that the shower was running and since Paul likes to look at himself his shower curtain is clear. When I looked up there stood Jacob looking at me but not even trying to hide his nudity. For the second time in one morning I closed my eyes and left a room containing a naked man. I full out ran to mine and Alice's bathroom only to find Edward, who was at least wearing clothes, but he was pissing in the toilet that I needed to vomit it.

"Fuck it."

I reached down and grabbed the trash can and emptied my stomach into it. "Are you ok?" I sat back against the wall and nodded, "Besides needing an eyeball bleaching I'm fine." He raised his eyebrow at me silently asking what I was talking about. "In just the fifteen minutes I've been awake I have seen Jasper and Jacob naked and you taking a piss. All need to see is Emmett's and then I will have the entire bands dicks." The look on his face was nothing but pure shock. "So what happened last night?"

"You mean you don't remember the Earth shattering sex we had?"

I rolled my eyes and opened my mouth to speak but more vomit came out instead. I groaned when I looked over to the door and saw Emmett and Rose run down the hall naked. When I looked back at Edward he just shrugged. "I guess I've seen every dick that is currently in this house. Yay me!"

Before you guys think no way does that really happen let me tell you the party at the end of this chapter was my friend 21st birthday party. We all ended up wasted and slept on her floor and the next morning she saw four guys, including her brother naked looking for the toilet. LOL she already read this chapter and absolutely loves it!

Please review and let me know if you have any ideas or any songs you think Rita's Gift should perform.

~SAM~