That's What Happens When

by iwmango

You break up with your boyfriend, flirt with a seeming stranger at a drinks table, and start fake dating a fore mentioned stranger aka Draco Malfoy, who also has an ex who 'broke his heart' who he never liked anyways, but likes revenge. Though he also likes the benefits of getting to stare at Hermione Granger. R&E&R, IWM Production

9. Interrogations, Dramatics and Bat Bogeys

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Back in her apartment, the one safe haven she had carved out for herself, she was being stared down. Stared down and will be interrogated. Like the Spanish Inquisition preformed by the British as a favor in repayment for having wrecked their battleships.

But Hermione Granger refused to be put down like a pig for slaughter.

The minute Ron opened his big mouth, Hermione punched his jaw. His hand flew up to it, stunned.

"Out!", she managed to yell through blind rage and gritted teeth. "Out of this place you left and never looked back at! Out of this place and go snog your new fling! JUST GET OUT AND LEAVE FOREVER, RONALD BILLIUS WEASLEY!"

Ginny's brown eyes narrowed.

"New fling, eh Ron?", and she then demonstrated that she hadn't lost her touch at casting a kickass Bat bogey hex.

The rotten arse was out two seconds later.

Switching instantly back from I'm-gonna-kill-my-brother-with-a-runny-nose mode to Harry Potter's girlfriend, she asked the aforementioned, "Are you alright Harry?"

He nodded mutely, sitting despondently.

"No interrogation? Thank Merlin", Draco whispered to Hermione. He spoke too soon.

"That reminds me", Ginny waved her wand and the room went pitch black. Another wave and there was a single light bulb hanging from the ceiling and two chairs.

Two hours later and an emotional breakdown from both Ginny and Harry each, Draco Malfoy was deemed "Almost Suitable. Will do" to date Hermione. Seeing as Ginny's brain wasn't exactly working, she and Harry did not see the double meaning, until Hermione started to giggle at Draco's considering face looking at Ginny and muttering statistics, whereby then Harry looked horrified.

"MALFOY, YOU DAMNED BOUNCING FERRET!"

"BACK OFF POTTER, I'M A WIZARD!"

Which then the silliest battle of words ensued with a confused Ginny on sidelines, until Draco confessed he wouldn't touch the Weaslette if she begged him.

To which Draco was the second recipient of a Weaslette Bat Bogey Special.