Pizza

Blowhole never understood why his sister loved pizza so much. But it sure did taste good in his opinion. But to his sister it was HEAVEN. Especially when it came the meat lovers' pizza.

"Who ate my pizza?" he heard Cartoongirl growl.

He gulped. Whoever ate it was gonna die.

Braces*

Blowhole never understood why Cartoongirl was anxious to get her braces. He knew that she had really bad overbite since she was a little kid. She had one baby tooth that she had to get pulled and it was killing her… literally.

"Oooow…." She howled in pain.

Blowhole covered his earholes. He hated it when she howled.

"Ooooooooooow!"

"Someone just pull that tooth out and get into those braces!" He snapped.

He hoped that she would get her braces soon. Because if she didn't then he would be stuck to listening howl in pain for a long time.

"Oooooowww…"

Street Dog

Blowhole didn't know what Cartoongirl was like before Crystal adopting her. But he had a guess from the way she acted and how things came up missing.

"All right lobster boy, so what would you like to buy?"

Buy? Blowhole looked around the corner to see the female Irish setter with an open suitcase out in front of her. It was filled with military and spy equipment. The evil dolphin's mouth dropped open.

"I'll take this Sonar thing."

"Good choice."

"Where did you get all this stuff?"

"Classified. Let's just say if you live on the streets, you'd do anything to survive."

Blowhole's eye widen. She was a street dog? It might've explained her quick comebacks, reflexes and her con-artist like actions. He watched as she handed him what looked like a ray gun with a big dish on it.

"And… I gotta go!" She replied and took off.

Blowhole shook his head. Con-artists, he'll never understand them.

Worse than a Sugar Rush

Cartoongirl growled as she ran after Blowhole. If it was one thing that she hated, besides other things, it was her little brother being off his meds.

Some people didn't know how bad it could be. Blowhole's illness was an awkward one.

He had hallucinations, some paranoia, not paying attention, getting up frequently to walk or run around (Like in ADHD), talking rapidly, delusions… the list goes on.

"SISSY!"

She turned around to be knocked down by Blowhole. He was giggling like mad and took off running again. And getting him to take his medicine wasn't that easy.

"This is worse than a sugar rush…"

Hat

Blowhole giggled as he placed a cowboy hat on his head.

"Alright partner, this town ain't big enough for the two of us." He replied, imitating a western accent. He took the hat off and put on a crown. "Now my loyal subjects bask in the glory of your king!" he took off the hat and put on a disco hat. "Boogie down!"

A lobster walked in to see Blowhole trying on different hats and making voices from that time period to go with it. The lobster tried to contain his laughter but couldn't.

Blowhole turned around to see him.

"Red 79! What are you doing here?"

"I was coming to get paper towels and I saw you trying on hats." Red 79 answered, trying not to laugh.

Blowhole blushed.

"You tell anyone… and I will personally see that you are on a platter being served with butter…"

Red 79 nodded and scurried out. Blowhole made a note to himself to lock the door when he was trying on hats.


The astromark (or whatever that thing is) is to repersent something that happened in real life.

Braces, was based from when I was getting my tooth pulled out. It was inspired from when I got out of the dentist office.