"Jesus-fucking-Christ!" I hear Alice shout and I flinch into Edward's arms.

At the rate she's going, she'll wake up half the fucking hospital. She's already got everyone – baby and adult – in the fucking ward up.

"You are never touching me again, Whitlock!" She shouts again and I whimper.

Edward looks down at me. "Baby?"

"That's gonna be me." I say, panicking as I look up at him. "Fuck, I didn't know it was that painful… holy shit."

"Baby, you're atheist," Edward says before yawning cutely. "You can't say shit like 'holy'. It holds no meaning."

"Shut up Edward," I whimper.

"So it's already starting, eh?" He asks and I glare at him at the precise moment that we hear a whack, quickly followed by Jasper's pained screech.

"That'll be you Edward," I growl out. "So help me God."

He opens him mouth then closes it.

You're a smart one, Edward.


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