A/N: OMG! There is nothing funnier than my sister doing her stupid dance to Sweet Transvestive from the Rocky Horror Show (The glee version though) I can barely breath with laughter. HAHAHAHAHAH! Now timewarp's on people. I'll never be able to stop laughing. XD My sister knows how to crack me up with stupid stuff. She looks so serious while she's doing it and- wait people, she's making me do the timewarp. Gotta do the pelvic thrust and stuff ;P Brb

I'm back and my timewarp rocked the world. Now for reviews!
Akamaruwolf323 - Argh I know it's short! This one is too, damn it! But I'm planning on making the next one as long as possible. I'm not a big vintage person either, I just saidvintage cuz that's the kind of cut that came into my head. If I'm honest though, the more popular dress style here is miniskirts and crop tops, mah friend and that is never good. I get looked at weird for my jeans and t-shirts (My t-shirts always have a witty comment on them. Today's is: sarcastic comment loading. please wait. And then there's a little loading bar underneath)
Evilwhiskers - well I've kinda already answered your review lol but thanks again! :D
yuuki24688 - I ooze evilness XD
Dancing in Crimson - I suspect your feelings are correct if they involve a certain cat witch ;) You're gonna love this one hopefully.
HOApercyjacksonHUNGERGAMES - Don't worry! If you keep reading you'll quickly find how he ended up somewhere he was not aiming to be. ;)
AnimeFreak8 - Haha What about Chrona, Asura and Ragnarok? They're their too.*crying in the background from them*
Frostyjay - Eep! Yays! Well, I'm really happy that you decided to comment and totally over the moon that my updates excite you :D
pandoraterra - I'm your first review? Awesome. Well I'd love to know what you mean by don't ruin it so I don't accidentally ruin it? And in reviews, I'd love to hear more about what you like or any ideas, questions or comments you have, kay? :)

Haha. Oh, I shall enjoy writing this chapter and hopefull you guys will find this funny for one main reason: Drunken BlackStar. I love this guy. He's so fuuuunn!

7. Stupid little slip-ups

Soul POV

Everything at the party was going swimmingly right up until I was shoved without warning into some chick's chest.

(A/N: *chuckles* Best opening line yet methinks.)

I tried not to have a nosebleed, since that would only worsen the situation. While this girl may not be my type and I had a little Maka crush, any guy would have a nosebleed when his face is shoved in between a very busty woman's chest.

With my luck, the one thing that could make this worse would happen and-

"Maka's here." I heard BlackStar drunkenly chuckle from nearby.

Damn it, sometimes I hate it when I'm right.

I tried to pull away from the woman who had me in an unforgiving grip, but she only laughed, until the guy who'd brought her here yelled "Blair, let 'im go." and she did so, winking before she walked off into the crowd.

I looked up to see Maka watching me. A trickle of blood leaked out my nose and she frowned in distaste. "Perv." Then she walked off toward the kitchen, where I could see that Thompson girl with the longer hair shake her head at me disapprovingly. Fan-tucking-fastic.

BlackStar walked up to me drunkenly. "Dude, I think she likes you. Awesome."

I had to resist the urge to introduce his fist to my face.

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Maka refused to acknowlege me for the rest of the night. Instead, she talked to everyone at the party, but me.

She did look amazing. I wouldn't have thought a sleeveless white dress with cherry print would look good, but it clung to her in all the right ways. Not to mention the heels, they just emphasized her long legs and I think I might have drooled a little.

I eventually managed to corner her in the kitchen. "That was not what it looked like." I told her.

She frowned at me. "I don't care. Do what you want."

"I'm not a perv." I said desperatly.

She scowled. "Oh, did you fall onto her then? Trust me, it's not the first time someone's used that excuse with me. Save it."

I grabbed her wrist as she tried to walk away. "What is your problem?" I growled angrily, not angry at her but at myself for getting myself into this situation.

She looked at me in disgust. " Guys like you. That's my problem. You're all the same."

She tried to walk away again, but my grip on her wrist was firm. "You judge people too quickly."

Her eyes flashed then and she stopped trying to pull away. Instead she stepped into my personal space, poking me in the chest angrily. "Oh please, all men are the same. It's all about what they want, who cares about the people they hurt in the process."

Maka scowled angrily at me and BlackStar shuffled over with that dumb grin that advertised just how drunk he was. He looked at us goofily as Maka glared daggers at me, then hiccuped and announced: "You two should kiss." in a high pitched voice.

I ignored that and I heard Maka huff angrily, stepping away from me. He was soaked and when I caught a whiff of him, my nose wrinkled up and I was momentarily distracted. "Dude, what happened to you? You smell like a brewery."

BlackStar shrugged. "Some chick caught me spiking her drink and tipped all my vodka over my head." He looked at me sadly, like he was about to cry. "Now my bottle is empty."

So's your head, you crazy drunkard, I thought to myself. He just stood there looking at us mournfully, waving his empty bottle around like it was a toy plane. "You may have had a little too much to drink again, BlackStar."

As if he was desperate to prove me right, he opened his big dumb mouth again. "You have an awesome name, Maka." BlackStar slurred drunkenly. "Maka. Maaaaaka. Ma-ka-ka-ka. And Soul. That's not as cool. It's just...Soul. Sooooouuuuuuuul."

I looked at him like he'd lost him mind, which is nothing new.

"Whatever. I'm going now. I know you want to go throw yourself at some girl, but you got to make sure BlackStar gets back to his dorm without being killed." Maka sneered at me, completely ignoring BlackStar's comments on our names.

"You're just angry 'cause you have tiny-tits and she doesn't." I muttered, now in a crappy mood, and she turned red, looking furious. Next thing I knew, a book was being slammed into my skull and Maka stormed off.

BlackStar wandered over with a small grin on his face. "Smooth move, dude."

He went to walk away and I stuck my foot out so he tripped and hit the floor, face first.

"Smooth move, dude." I growled.

A/N: OK, plz don't kill me for that ending, I promise the next chapter will totally make it up to you! Promise! *Soul's fangirls glare at me from the shadows* Eep!

Oh BlackStar, I do love you. I've had so much fun with this chapter and I hope you guys are laughing as much as I am. Drunks crack me up so much. I will probably end up putting up a small story or something with just drunk BlackStar. He's my fav character for this story if I'm honest. XD

Oh by the way about the whole Chrona gender debate:
Chrona's kinda genderless to me. Just Chrona, ya know? I just label Chrona as boy or girl depending on what suits the story. Chrona's a boy in this story because I wanted him to chare a room with ragnarok and he couldn't if he was a girl. And for other reasons possibly...

By the way, I got the chapter title idea from this song called 'silly little love songs'. I was listening to it while I wrote, so I changed it to 'stupid little slip-ups'

Haha, I bet you guys were thinking sweet Soul would appear after he admitted to crushing on Maka, but let's face it, I'm evil and enjoy messing with you guys. I like throwing all this at you, it's good for you, like bran muffins.

Review or I'll make you eat bran muffins.
Healthy or not, those things taste like crap.

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