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TG: hey kitkat
CG: ITS KARKAT YOU SHIT STAIN. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS. I'VE TOLD YOU ABOUT MAYBE 300 TIMES. DO YOU NOT HAVE MEMORY YOU FUCKING IDIOT?
TG: ok karkat
TG: reject the cool nickname
CG: WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING NAME AGAIN? DON?
TG: dave
CG: OKAY DAVE.
CG: SEE I CAN DO THAT SHIT TOO. DON WHAT A NAME THAT SUITS A PRETENTIOUS DOUCHE NOZZLE LIKE YOURSELF.
TG: If you were here you would get the most 500% done eye roll.
CG: YEAH ROLL THOSE IRONIC EYES OF YOURS STRIDER. LIKE I FUCKING CARE THE PROJECTILE MOVEMENT OF THOSE OH SO SPECIAL EYES OF YOURS.
TG: you're acting pissey today. Did your senpai not notice you?
CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP RINGO. JOHN PULLED ONE OF HIS FUCKING PRANKS ON ME.
CG: SO I'M NOT FUCKING IN A DECENT STEREOTYPICAL HAPPY-DAPPY MOOD RIGHT NOW.
TG: what did he do?
CG: HE HID OR TOOK MY COPIES OF JUNO, NEVER BEEN KISSED, AND TITANIC. THE FUCKASS THINKS HE CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT. NO THIS IS NOT
A FANFIC THIS IS REAL SHIT, JOHN HAS TO MUCH POWER.
TG: omg those are yours i was wondering why he was carrying them around. He left them here.
CG: WHAT. DAMN IT JOHN. DARN YOU ALL THE WAY TO HECK AND BACK.
TG: yeah. You can have them back i don't like those shitty movies anyway.
TG: did you see my rap book around anywhere?
TG: he hid it from me too.
CG: NOPE SORRY DICK DOUCHE
TG: shit...
TG: you sure?
CG: YEAH BUT I'LL ASK I GUESS IF I SEE THAT WHORE.
CG: HE'S GETTING ON MY FUCKING NERVES
TG: thanks, i owe you
CG: OKAY MAYBE LATER.
TG: ok
TG: so where are you headed now?
CG: UH ON ANOTHER TOPIC HOW ARE YOU STRIDER?
TG: im good, you?
CG: YEAH BEEN PREPPIER ACTUALLY
TG: whats wrong? you're getting your movies back are you on your period
CG: FUCK OFF.
TG: dude is everything ok?
CG: I AM VERY FUCKING ANTI SOCIAL TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH. I HAVEN'T REALLY TALKED TO SOMEONE IN PERSON FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE FUCKING EVER.
TG: Shit dude. well you know. i'm right here if you want to hang out.
CG: YEAH WELL. I GUESS. BUT YOU'RE ALSO KINDA a DOUCHE.
TG: Lets hang out kittykat.
CG: STRIDER WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH THIS TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT YOU CALL KIT- KITTYKAT?
TG: aw come on, karkat.
TG: its just hanging out.
TG: its not a make out party.
CG: BUT STILL YOU JUST CALLED ME A CAT
TG: dont make me beg.
CG: YOU COULD HANG OUT WITH JOHN I MEAN WHAT MAKES ME SO FUCKING GREAT. WHY ARE YOU BEGGING. WOW I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THAT BUT I GUESS YOU'RE FUCKING WEAK
TG: shit you seem lonely okay you nerd. And he's hanging out with his girlfriend and her ex which is weird but not my business.
TG: plus me and john always hang out.
TG: or maybe i want to spend time with you.
CG: OKAY STRIDER, I WILL COMMENCE IN THIS HANGING OUT WITH YOU.
TG: yay
CG: BUT YOU HAVE TO LET ME SEE THOSE FUCKING EYES.
TG: see my eyes...?
TG: why?
CG: I DON'T KNOW. ITS LIKE ONE OF THOSE MYSTERY THINGS I WANT TO FIND OUT. CAUSE ITS LIKE THE ONLY THING INTERESTING ABOUT YOU.
TG: Shit fine. But you have to come over? today.
CG: YEAH. OKAY THERES A BUS AT 2.
TG: Cool. Well i got to get off. See ya.
CG: YEAH OKAY STRIDER BYE.
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The young cancer slid out from his desk with an loud almost moaning sigh."FUCK. What the hell am i supposed to do now? Damn it strider.
I'm going to definitely dig my own fucking fuck you emotions! Maybe i'll- NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.." he stood up and ran his fingers through
his thick dark hair which was in the same fucking knots it always in. Being Greek, he had olive tone skin and dark black hair.
"Gog damnit. I have to actually brush the shit nest so called hair.." It took him a while, but eventually he brushed his hair thoroughly.
Good job you grumpy baby. Since brushing your hair you're going to go places, maybe even hollywood. Wow maybe star in a romcom. You brush your hair, for the d-
the d stride eyes."Yeah i'm doing this because striders eyes not for strider... for his eyes.. What if he thinks i'm gay.. Am i gay..?-
NOPE I NEED TO STOP NOW.." He threw the brush and looked at his crab shapped watch (How ironic lul), and shit of course he was going to miss the bus.
"DAMN IT!" He ran out Slamming the door. With a piece of toast in his mouth. (kidding) Seconds later and he would be late and that's not good. No shit that's not good. You gon be man you can't be late
like the failure you are.

*~At striders apartment door yeahhhh~*

He stood in front of that door. That doki doki strider door.(sorry) He slowly but hesitantly knocked twice. "gog did i knock too many times.." he thought nervously,
but was obviously ridiculous because you knocked 2 fucking times. Thats normal you worrying lil door opened not 3 seconds later by a tall man.
Blonde hair, shades, this must be freckle boys brother. The tall man smiled "So you must be kat. Come on in daves in his room

the last door to the left.."
Karkat breathed in, but not getting frustrated. "Yeah thanks. But its karkat. Yeah." Bro nodded and sat on the couch. Karkat walked down the long hall
until he reached daves door knocking on it twice. You did it again karkat the double knock. You desperate hoe. "bro no we already strifed 3 times no please."
dave called from his chair next to the computer. "No dipshit its karkat." karkat sighed. "Can i come in?" he almost growled, but dave was soon to the door,
"Yeah sure if you really want to. or you can just sit out here if that's what you want." Strider smirked sitting back down. Karkat growled closing the door behind him
"So strider, what are we going to fucking do?" "well we can play video games, talk, sex, board game, or you can worship me for the rest of eternity your call."
dave stretched his arms out on his chair. "Oh fuck you strider." Karkat sat on the floor looking at his hands. "no not yet lets get to know each other better."
dave remarked grabbing game controllers. Karkat hissed grabbing the controller. They played for about 30 minutes but soon got bored. karkat and dave sat on daves bed across from one another.
Karkat bit his lip in hesitation "Uh You should show me your eyes..." Dave grimaced and sighed pulling off his glasses. "Happy? I'm a freak." Karkat stared in astonishment,
"Oh my god there so fucking cool oh my god this is like something in a fan fic.." Dave closed his eyes sighing. "But i'm a fucking freak its not-"
Dave opened his eyes a bit when 'fanfiction' lingered. "You read fanfiction?-" karkat got a little flustered.
"DAVE- PLEASE DON'T DO THAT DON'T YOU ARE A WONDERFUL HUMAN AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT" He gulped releasing his burst out might not have be appropriate
"Karkat. I'm a mutant, i don't deserve existence. Its not fucking natural." dave interrupted now by this time looking away from him.
Karkat couldn't convince any other way so he turned to him. "Dave. look at me." dave turned to see karkat taking out- he was taking out his teeth?
karkat took out false teeth to reveal his extremely pointed teeth. "You fucking see strider. I'm a freak too." karkat growled with a little torment in his mouth.
Dave paused, putting his shades on his desk and getting a better look at karkats teeth. He stared silent for about almost a fucking minute god damn it striders
are weird. "Karkat," he finally spoke. "Dave..?" Karkat said with slight question, dave was moving closer to karkat. And karkat was fucking karkat so he was starting to
turn red as hell. "dAVE" Karkat choked dave less than 2 inches from his nose just staring at him. oh shit shit shit karkat he's going to do the thing.
The THING. kISS. KISS YOU. karkat was just about to faint (lol girly karkats gonna faint). But before dave could even touch noses with karkat the door swung open.
Bro stood there for a good 5 seconds (damnit striders). "Dave if you're going to do it with-" karkat stood up jolting to the door sliding under bro. "BYE DAVE I- I HAVE TO GO-"
the two striders stood next to each other hearing the front door close. Bro smirked at dave holding back laughter "The one that-" "BRO STOP" dave shook his head.
"THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY" bro finished and walked out. "THIS AIN'T OVER" dave shouted and sat back on his bed.