x.P.R.E.C.I.O.U.S.-.M.O.M.E.N.T.S.x
x.S.H.O.T.-.E.I.G.H.T.-.C.O.F.F.E.E.x
x.3.4.5.-.W.O.R.D.S.x
Komui Li was having a bad day.
Of course, to the Science Department, every day with Komui was bad.
But when the Supervisor got coffee-deprived, things were gonna get hectic.
"LINALIIIIIII! WHERE IS MY COOOOFFFFEEEEEEEE!!" Komui screamed from the pile of work. He was signing his name everywhere on the desk, much to the Department's embarrassment. Hoo-boy, they were gonna have a lot of work later.
Linali came in, her hair flying everywhere. "I'm sorry, Nii-san! There's a coffee shortage, and since you fell asleep, I served everyone else! There isn't a coffee bean left…" She trailed off as the end of a bazooka gun was pointed towards the Science Department.
"You will pay!" Komui said threatengly, the end clicking.
"No, Nii-san!" Linali exclaimed, running in front of the bazooka gun. "Don't hurt them!"
Komui started wailing then, he wanted to kill the Department, but his dear little sister wouldn't let him. It was really sad, wasn't it?
"Oh, I know!!" Komui exclaimed, jumping up. "I will have Komurin grow coffee beans! Therefore the science department will never run out!!"
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"Komui, what're we doing here?" Allen asked, sitting on the couch with none other then Kanda Yu.
A cup with a strange purple substance was in front of them. The two boys stared at it with suspicion.
"This is a new coffee Komurin VI grew! It's supposed to be a coffee… frankly I don't know why it's purple…" He trailed off.
"Uh, Komui…" Allen started, as Kanda looked at the cup, upsetting the contents immediately.
"Coffee is supposed to be black, or brown. I don't even have a clue what it is! Why the heck is it purple?" Kanda demanded.
"I don't drink coffee." Allen stated, sighing.
The two boys blinked at each other, then they had a good idea.
"Komui!" Allen chirped, picking up the other mug, and walking over to Komui.
"We have something to show you." Kanda smirked, and the two boys tied Komui to a chair, opened his mouth, and dumped the contents of the cup into his mouth.
It was a major side effect, Allen recalls.
It was a stupid thing, Kanda claims.
So why were the two boys tied together, in a master bedroom, with two handcuffs, one around their wrists, and the other around their necks?
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I don't own D.Gray-Man. This was an instant spur-of-my-mind. I don't drink coffee, No offense, but it's like, nasty to me. I was getting high off of an empty coffee canister for the heck of it, even though I hate coffee and how it tastes and smells. Please bear with me, and review this story.