HIII :3 AS I PROMISED, A CRACK! FIC FOR YOU ALL! IT WAS FEATURED FROM A STORY I READ BUT I CANNOT REMEMBER DUE TO MY DARNED MEMORY AND ALGEBRA. :3 SO ENJOY!
Dah Disclamah: Don't own DGM, do I? Now, if i did... -Reads off a list-

x.P.R.E.C.I.O.U.S.-.M.O.M.E.N.T.S.x

x.S.H.O.T.-.S.I.X.T.E.E.N.-.A.N.I.M.A.L.-.B.R.E.E.Z.E.x

x.6.2.4.-.W.O.R.D.S.x

…Wait for it…

…Waiting…

…Wait… a... moment…

POOF!

The explosion rocked the windows of the Black Order.

"KOMUIIIII!!" Allen screamed, running towards the man in a beret.

"Oh, Haha! You look so cute, Allen!" Komui exclaimed, a hand to his mouth. "In fact, we all look cute! Even my dear little Komurin!"

Truth to be told, Komui was right. Allen screamed and pointed at the now-not-so-scary-looking Komurin, where he could see his reflection.

"I-I-I-I'm half DOG!!" He screamed, clutching the ears at the top of his head.

"Nope! You were infused with animal DNA!" Komui exclaimed, smiling. "You're so cute!" he petted Allen on the head. Much to Allen's horror, his tail started wagging.

"Says the man with the bird wings and beak." Komui blinked, looking into the Komurin to check his reflection.

"OH MY –Sqwack- I'M A BIRD! –Squack-" Komui exclaimed, flapping his ears – er, wings, around. "Linali's gonna –Sqwack- kill me!"

"Oh, I saws Linali earliers. She's gots a squirrel's taily." Allen said, raising an eyebrow.

"Allen… is it me… or are you –Sqwack- talking funny? –Sqwack-!" Komui asked, surprised.

"Whats? I ish not talking funneh! You haf got to be kidding meh! Nooooz!" Allen exclaimed, surprised.

Komui laughed. "Sqwack!"

"I ish goings to finds Kanda-Smanda Panties!" Allen wailed, running off.

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"Yuu-Chan! Wake up!" Lavi exclaimed, bouncing on Kanda's bet.

"Eh, what's the matter?" Kanda asked, getting up. He felt something on his head twitch.

"Kyaa! Kanda's a kitty!" Lavi exclaimed, giggling.

"Lavi, take off those dorky ears." Kanda said, annoyed, tugging the ears. They felt REAL.

"Owwie! Kanda! Stop it!!" Lavi wailed, a hand over his head. "You have it too! Plus you've got a TAIL."

Kanda froze. Looking around, he saw a sleek black tail on his… butt.

Someone knocked on the door.

"What!?" Kanda exclaimed, a peeved voice on his face.

"Kanda-Wancyy!" Allen's voice was heard. "Helps mee! I can'ts talks wite!" Allen wailed.

Lavi bounced over to the door and opened it. "Allen-Chan! So good to join us! Yu-Chan here has cat ears!!"

Allen looked around at Kanda. The other saw doggy ears, white ivory against snow. Allen started laughing.

Tim came out of no where, a yellow bird.

"Ooh! Komui-Woomi ish a birdy! Happy bird-day!" Allen exclaimed, smiling.

Darn, Kanda wanted to kiss him. He was really cute with the floppy ears and the funny way he spoke.

"Linali is a squirrel…" Lavi said, rubbing his chin. "Kanda's a cat, you're a dog, I'm a bunny… OH GOD!!" he screamed, running out.

"…He doesn't tink tat teh Noahs-Shmoas haf been affected?" Allen asked, looking at Kanda.

"Think so?" Kanda asked, taking Allen's hand and following Lavi.

"Bu- Kanda-Shuu! I can find meh own waaay!" Allen exclaimed, being dragged.

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"Ty-Pon!" Lavi exclaimed, blasting open the door.

A Tyki with Wolf Ears and tail was sitting in the corner, sulking. "I look funny, don't I?" he said, turning around.

"BULLSEYE!" he exclaimed, proceeding to have his way with the redhead.

"H-H-Hey, Ty-Pon! It's… not time…!" Lavi exclaimed, but to no avail.

"UWAAAA!!" Lavi's scream echoed the halls of the Order.

"Do you thinks tat Lavi-Shu is in twoble?" Allen asked, he was mentally yelling at himself because of the funny way he talked.

"Think so?" Kanda asked, a lecherous grin on his face.

He kissed Allen.

The young boy's eyes widened, and he felt something CLINK around his neck.

"Wha? A collar?" Allen's eyes widened. Looking at Kanda, he saw that same perverted smirk as he saw on Cross. Kanda also held the other end of the leash. A set of keys dangled in his hand.

"You're mine, puppy." Kanda smirked, and so, Allen was forced to spend the day with the Perverted Kitty.

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CRACK I TELL YOU! CRACK. CRAAAAAAAAAAACK! THEY TURN INTO ANIMALS! :O
People who did not make an appearance but still got planned:
Rhode: Crane
Linali: Squirrel
Johnny: Shark (LOL)
Chaoji: Pig (MUWAHHAHA)
River: Turtle (OMG WTF BULLCRACKERS?
Kkay have a nice day! 3 Reviews?