Um.. Yeah. Hi... Wow, this one insane long period to be inactive... Er... Enjoy the twenty-seventh installment of Precious Nothings? It's really crappy; I've been trying to cram in chapter 165 - somewhere around 200 into my mind. Hurray for using the DGM Wiki for the stuff I apparantly forgot.

Yeah. So maybe I can start updating. I just got three different ideas for these one-shots in my head from reading the manga. Yay?

Other ideas would be appreciated.

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It looks good on him; Kanda supposes, as the beansprout runs in, Crown Clown activated, the cowl fluttering behind him like a butterfly. I suppose they remodeled the uniform to fit his height, Kanda wryly remarks. But hell; his ass looked so good with those pants – he made a note to get Linali chocolate for convincing her brother to order uniforms in black for the generals – black was slimming.

Those determined grey eyes filled with determination. That lithe body hidden by the clothes, brown cloak thrown aside to aid movement. And those red bands – Kanda cursed as he spied one traveling around Allen's upper thigh, and wished it was his hand that was there.

He remembered – before this hellish fight occurred – what with Lulubell attempting to take the Egg, Howard Link monitoring the beansprout for twenty-four-seven, and the insane fiasco with Phantom Thief G; the two of them were unable to meet.

"Exorcist Kanda! What are you doing here! You do not have orders to enter!" Link stands firm, barricading his way into the exorcist's room. Kanda has a mind to run him through with Mugen, but he ignores the thought. Wouldn't be nice to leave evidence around, would it?

The Japanese man smirks, eyes looking down onto the inspector. Placing a hand on his katana, he drawled, "Like hell." Before unsheathing his sword. Link prepared to use his Binding Wings, before a neat slice from Kanda brought them down.

"Like I said," Kanda's lips twitched down, "Move."

The Inspector shuddered, swiftly moving aside and unlocking the door. "You have fifteen minutes."

The other just smirked as he swept past the ex-CROW, whipping his hair back to slap the man in the face. "As if."

Needless to say, Howard Link quickly made off for the public restrooms five minutes into Kanda's time limit, with a very heavy blush on his face.