Gleestuck
A Glee/Homestuck fusion!
==» Think of your lovely girlfriend
Ah, yes, you think. A much more amiable subject of cognition. You roll away from the treacherous staircase filling your head with pleasant thoughts of your enchanting feline enamored girlfriend, Nepeta Leijon. She has the most lovely little eyes and the sweetest paws to hold. Yes, indeed, you could see yourself nestled in her strong sinuous arms. You spend a moment rolling along as you think of her dear loyalty and how she would never ever under any circumstances leave you for another slightly more confident, buff, equistrian obsessed athlete. No, sir. She is a noble and delightful girlfriend who would never do such a thing.
Oh, look, you've arrived at the music room.
==» Meanwhile in the locker room