My reaction to The Box Scene :)
Blaine laughed as Kurt grabbed yet another bag of carrots, studying the label before tossing it into the grocery cart. Inside, there was already a heap of organic fruits and vegetables, each one having past the countertenor's vigorous inspection.
"Darling, I love you, but do you really need these many veggies? I mean have you ever tried like… Doritos?" Blaine asked, snatching a bag of the crispy snacks from a nearby aisle. Kurt's eyes widened in horror and then narrowed dangerously. The ex-soloist gulped at his love's expression, moving to place them on the shelf.
"No, let me see them," Kurt growled, yanking the package away. He turned it over, his mouth popping over. "Blaine Anderson!" he yelped,
his hand flying over his mouth in scandal. "Do you see these ingredients?"
"Kurt," Blaine said seriously. " Have you tasted these chips?"
Rolling his ocean eyes, Kurt threw the bag onto the shelf, beginning a long rant on organic products.
Later, as they passed through the fridge section, Blaine and Kurt were discussing the latest Bachelorette episode.
"I just think Jef is too good for Emily," Blaine was sighing. Kurt
nodded in agreement.
"Although Arie was absolutely- Oh my gosh!" the pale man suddenly gasped, coming to a complete stop. His boyfriend glanced around frantically, searching for Karofsky or another bully. Finding none, he turned to inspect Kurt, setting a hand on his shoulder.
"Honey, are you okay?" he wondered, his eyes searching for perhaps a ripped seam in his pristine clothes. Kurt wagged his head like a dog, stepping forward to continue walking.
"Of course, I just forgot about something and then remembered… What were we talking about?" he chattered, his voice a bit too cheerful. Blaine raised an eyebrow, grabbing his boyfriend's hand.
"Jef and Emily,"
"Oh right!" And then the pair continued their conversation. But Kurt was still very distracted, gnawing on his lip every few minutes and
glancing behind him. As they approached Kurt's Navigator, he let out a dramatic gasp, face palming.
"Oh no Blaine I think I set my phone down in the produce section!" he exclaimed, obviously lying.
Kurt never loses stuff, the curly-haired man thought.
"Okay, here I'll go get it-"
"No, no that's okay," the countertenor interrupted. And without another word, Kurt set off, leaving Blaine thoroughly confused.
I don't want to be over-bearing, but what if something is really wrong?He thought, following Kurt into the store.
He trailed his love into the freezer section, where Kurt grabbed a basket and strutted to the frozen cookie dough section.
Suddenly, laughter shook Blaine's small frame and he moved forward, slipping a hand around his love's waist.
"Hey angel," he whispered.
Kurt jumped about a foot in the air, dropping the numerous packages of cookie dough in his hands.
"Blaine!" he gasped.
"You never told me you had an addiction to cookies," the Warbler continued, picking up a few tubes and placing them into Kurt's basket.
"I don't!" the countertenor protested. "I can stop anytime!"
Blaine giggled, cupping his boyfriend's jaw lovingly.
"Honey, you just snuck around and lied to me to get these,"
Kurt deflated, his voice becoming small.
"I'm sorry for lying, they're on sale and you know how I feel about sales. I know it's bad, I mean I always get this awful feeling in my stomach when I'm baking them, the smell of plastic and chemicals and-"
Blaine began laughing again, pressing a chaste kiss to the senior's cheek.
"I love you," he whispered.
Kurt smiled gently.
"As I love you," he responded. Blaine turned towards the cookies, grabbing a few and heading towards the checkout line, boyfriend in tow. As they walked, Kurt reached into his bag, pulling out a hat and sunglasses.
"Angel, what are you doing?" Blaine sighed.
"I don't want people to recognize me! I have a reputation!"
The Warbler chuckled once more, pulling the basket out of Kurt's hands.
"Here's what we're going to do," he began, smiling widely. "You're going to go to the car, while I buy these oh so scandalous cookies. Then I'm going to drop you at your house and go to mine and bake them, so you don't have to feel bad. And then I'll bring them back for you."
Kurt stared at his boyfriend for a moment before beaming.
"I love you," he choked out, pecking the boy on the cheek. Blaine gave his hand a squeeze.
"You better go, I think that manager is on to us!" he murmured charmingly. With a sassy eye roll, Kurt walked away, sashaying his hips slightly as he felt Blaine's gaze on him. The Warbler whistled softly, calling out after his love.
"Baby penguin my ass!"
I love them. Iiiiiiii love them. Of only on my own!
Seriously though, Klaine is the best and the box scene was amazical! But the cookies bit seemed random, so I had to write an explanation! :) Also, check out my new multi-chapter, Right or Left!
Klisses and Klugs to all!