Gleestuck
A Glee/Homestuck fusion!
==» Who's that at the end of the hallway?
You see a very pale man donning a proper fedora and an impeccable businessman's suit. He resmebled someone you knew... But who?
None of his features rung prominently aside from his distinct nose and the pipe sticking out of his almost nonexistent mouth. This man seemed all business and no nonsense. Judging by the perfectly pragmatic brief case he carried, you deducted that this man may have been the school's new Spanish teacher.
You consider greeting the man until you spot a flash of scarlet.
You're out of there!
==» Be the one with the pipe and the shameful head accessory