Link

Sharla:…

Shulk: Uh…Sharla?

Sharla:…

Shulk: Uh…earth to the Sharla helllllllo?

Sharla:…

Shulk: SHARLA!

Sharla: HUH?!

Shulk: Jeez it took you long enough…

Sharla: I'm sorry but Link is just so handsome…so handsome…I wish he was with us on our journey….

Shulk: Uh…okay…?

Riki: Riki wants to know what is wrong with Sharla.

Shulk: She's flirting with Link…

Riki: Riki understands now!

Sharla: SO HANDSOME! His bow, his shield, his boomerang, his clawshot, bombs, and most of all his sword!

Shulk: Uh…thanks for the information.

Sharla: Shulk? Can we bring with us after this match?

Shulk: Sorry Sharla, we can't

Sharla: Dammit…

Zelda

Shulk: I wonder how Zelda uses magic.

Fiora: I don't know but she has this Phantom attack which she can attack you with so make sure you counter it okay?

Shulk: Alright thanks Fiora but she also can reflect projectiles right?

Fiora: Yep, your right Shulk but…you know I can make you a phantom teehee!

Shulk: Wait…how much will it cost me?

Fiora: Hmmm…maybe…your life.

Shulk: W-WHAT?!

Dunban starts laughing behind Shulk and Fiora.

Shulk: H-Hey Dunabn! It's n-not funny!

Fiora: Teehee

Sheik

Shulk: Have you wondered what Sheik looks like without her mask.

Riki: Riki wants to know what is Sheik identity.

Ryen: Are you two kidding me?!

Shulk: What?

Ryen: I can't believe you two don't know about Sheik's identity!

Shulk: Sorry, I don't talk to Link. Can you just tell me about Sheik's moves?

Ryen: No way! Not this time pal! We need a talk about this!

Riki: Hey Sheik can you tell Riki about you moves but uh…don't tell Shulk okay?

Sheik: Sure thing Riki.

Gannondorf

Metal Face: Hahahaha! If it isn't my old pal Gannondorf!

Shulk: Wait, your friends with the King of Evil?!

Metal Face: Of course I am Monardo Boy!

Shulk:…

Metal Face: Hahahahahaha! Just you wait! Me and Gannondorf will slice you into pieces!

Shulk: Uh… no you can't because Gannondorf's moves are similar to Captain Falcon but he's slower but more powerful than Captain Falcon.

Metal Face: Gah! Damn you Shulk!

Toon Link

Shulk: This kid looks similar to Link.

Melia: Well that's because that's Toon Link a different version of Link he's much more faster and Stronger than Link but he's not very defensive.

Shulk: Well thanks! Is Toon Link's movesets similar to Link?

Melia: That's right! But uh…

Shulk: What's wrong Melia?

Melia: Shulk…I'm sorry but TOON LINK IS SO CUTE! AWWWWWW! I WANT TO KEEP TOON LINK!

Shulk: Well I hate to break it to you, but we can't keep Toon Link.

Melia: DAMMIT!

Toon Link: Uh….