Mr. Game and Watch

Dunban: Who in Bionis is that?

Shulk: That's Mr. Game and watch.

Dunban: Why is he flat?

Shulk: That's because he likes in a world where everything is flat.

Dunban:…...everything?

Shulk: Yep EVERYTHING is flat.

Dunban: Whoa….interesting.

Riki: Dun Dun realized now.

Shulk: Mr. Game and Watch is mostly smash attacks than special.

Riki: Shulk watch out for the 9.

Shulk: 9?

Riki: G&W has an attack called Judge which he has a hammer that pulls out random number 1-9 and if the number is 9 and connects, it's a one- hit K.O.

Shulk: Oh, hmmm… I should probably use my Shield and Speed arts and use my vision so I can take him down quickly.

Riki: Get him Shulk!

Dunban: I still can't believe that he's flat.

Riki: Dun Dun, because he's the oldest Nintendo Character of all time.

Dunban: RIKI! The fourth wall breaking!

Little Mac

Sharla: Oh I like this guy.

Shulk: How come?

Sharla: Well…because he looks handsome and he looks like he's ready and always ready to fight.

Shulk: Well if you were thinking about that, you're right. That's Lit-

Doc Louis: I see your fighting my trainer eh?

Sharla: Yeah but who are you? You look familiar…

Doc Louis: Well I'm his #1 coach, the name is Doc Louis and don't forget that.

Sharla: Oh….

Doc Louis: Well damn, let me tell you kid, the fighter that you're fighting is named Little Mac and he is a beast when he's on the ground! You won't stand a chance against him!

Sharla: But Doc, you didn't teach him about air attacks so he's useless in the air and his recovery is just….terrible so yeah there that.

Doc Louis: Well how the hell are we supposed to learn air attacks of me and Mac was in a BOXING RING?! God Damn! Sorry I got a little carried away…

Sharla: Whoa there big guy, calm down, anyways Shulk, use your smash and shield arts so you can knock him out quickly so he won't be able to reach for his terrible recovery.

Shulk: I'll show Little Mac the power of the Monardo!

Doc Louis: Get him baby!

Duck Hunt

Ryen: Why the hell are we battling a DOG?!

Shulk: Well this Dog also as a partner…a duck.

Riki: The dog is Duck Hunt or Duck Hunt Duo.

Reyn: Duo? So who's the third member fur ball?

Riki: Well mean O' Reyn, The Third Member is off screen and the name is NES Zapper.

Shulk: Uh…Riki? Why did a pixel Gunman?

Riki: That's His down special, it's called Wild Gunman it can also be attacked to, after and enough attacks the Gunman will be defeated causing Duck Hout to not summon the Gunman for a while just like Zeldo's Phantom.

Reyn: So you should use your buster arts so you can finish him off quickly Shulk!

Riki: Shulk should use shield power if getting hit by Dog's projectiles.

Reyn: Who put you in charge?

Riki: No one mean O' Reyn.

Duck Hunt Dog starts to laugh at Reyn

Reyn: This…stupid…dog….SHULK KILL THIS DOG NOW!

Shulk: Reyn, calm down.

R.O.B.

Melia: What in Bionis is this Robot?

Fiora: That's R.O.B or known as Robotic Operating Buddy it was a huge help for us.

Melia: How do you know this?

Fiora: Shulk explained it to me during his free time in his research.

Shulk: R.O.B has really powerful attacks, his laser attacks if fully charge, it can be cruel.

Fiora: You tell if the laser is fully charge when you see the beam flashing on the top of his head.

Melia: You should use your shield and smash arts so you can take him out very quickly and easily.

Fiora: And R.O.B's attacks make him more variable so you should your backslash with more damage from the…well back.

Shulk: Alright it's time for this "R.O.B" to feel the power of the Monardo!

Fiora and Melia:…..we don't get it.

Ness

Fiora: Wow this is amazing! This little boy has psychic powers!

Paula: That's right my Ness can beat you in one fight!

Shulk: Uh…who are you?

Paula: I'm Paula, one of Ness's best friends who helped defeat Gigyas.

Shulk: Oh so you and Ness are related and in a relationship?

Paula starts to blush madly

Paula: W-What?! I-It's…..not true…..

Fiora: Oh Shulk, sorry about him he can be a bit…silly.

Paula: N-No that's okay, um…anyways Ness's PSI can do TONS of damage really quickly. PK Flash is his second most powerful PSI he can use in Smash. PK Fire can trap you in a fiery pillar, PK Thunder is not that strong but if Ness uses it on himself he can direct his control and does the same damage as PK Flash. And if you think throwing any projectiles to him, he can heal it by using it PSI Magnet.

Fiora: Why is all of his attacks called PK but his magnet is called PSI?

Paula: I don't know…

Shulk: Well from that information I will use mostly mu jump and shield arts so I won't be hurt by Ness's attacks that much and avoid his attacks.

Fiora: That's right Shulk! Go and "Smash" Ness down!

Shulk: Hahaha that was pretty good!

Paula: Now I wonder if you two are in a relationship.

Fiora and Shulk starts blushing madly

Fiora: W-What?!

Shulk: N-No it's not going to happen!

Captain Falcon

Dunban: Awesome! You're battling the Captain!

Shulk: You seem pretty excited to be battling Captain Falcon.

Dunban: You bet I am! I am a HUGE fan of this guy!

Shulk: Riiight…so what do I do?

Dunban: Captain Falcon is quick on his feet so use your shield and jump arts you got that Shulk?

Shulk: You go that Dunban! But let's do the thing.

Dunban: Alright…FALCON PUNCH!

Shulk: FALCON KICK!

Captain Falcon: Show me your moves Shulk!

Villager

Melia: Awwww who is this kid?

Villager waves in advance with his eyes closes and his mouth open.

Shulk: That's the Villager, he's a mayor.

Melia: He's a mayor?! That is so cute!

Shulk: Yeah, but he is also a very interesting character in smash, because he's one of the characters that can follows the rules.

Melia: Ohhhhhh interesting. Why?

Shulk: Because he has a Mole that will punish anyone who will break the rules or reset.

Melia: What's his name?

Shulk: Resstti…anyaways Villager is a very stally fighter. His rocket…thingies is a huge example of that but he's also a very light character so I should use my shield and buster arts and use my vision because his most powerful attack is called Timber, he chops down a tree which can do HEAVY damage.

Villager gets prepared for his battle against Shulk with his Lloyd Rocket.

Melia: Alright take him down but please don't kill him because he looks so cute that I want to keep him.

Villager questions with a question mark on top of his arm on his chin

Melia: Awwww he looks so cute when he's confused!

Shulk: Um…Melia?

Melia: Yes?

Shulk: Calm Down…now.

Olimar

Shulk: Who is this little guy?

Sharla: This is Pikmin and Olimar they are a team and work together no matter what happens.

Shulk: Interesting I need to work on this for my research.

Sharla: Well you can research later it's time to tell you about what the Pikmin do in battle! Red Pikmin are strong! Yellow Pikmin fly high! Blue Pikmin have the mightiest throw! White Pikmin are fastest! Purple Pikmin are heavy and the most powerful! Be sure you remember all this, Shulk.

Shulk: Uh…right.

Sharla: Oh Bionis… just use your smash and buster arts okay?

Shulk: Uh…right…?

Sharla: ARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHH!

Wii Fit Trainer

Riki: Who is this?

Reyn: That's Wii Fit Trainer, an exercise coach, speaking of exercising you need to lose weight fur ball.

Riki: (says the guy who can't even fish)

Reyn: What was that?!

Riki: Nothing!

Reyn: Yeah that's what I thought! Shulk, did you listen to all of that?

Shulk: Yep, just enjoying the show…hehehe.

Reyn: Shulk! It's not funny! Sighs anyways her Sun Salutation move can be powered up by deep breathing so don't let her do that! Use your speed and smash arts you got that?

Shulk: Yes I do!

Riki: Reyn need to workout.

Reyn: WHAT DID YOU SAY FUR BALL?! I WORK AT A MILITARY WHAT DO YOU EXPECTED?!

Riki: Mean O' Reyn needs to chill out.

Wii Fit Trainer: Don't worry after this fight, I'll give you tow a 2 hour workout.

Riki and Reyn:…dammit.