Dr. Mario
Ryen: I didn't know that Mario is a doctor.
Shulk: Well, he is…sort of.
Ryen: What do you mean 'sort of'?
Shulk: He kills viruses by shooting random pills at them, not really safe…
Ryen: Um…well, he uses the right pills right? He uses different kinds of pills at them?
Shulk: …no, he kills the viruses with the pills of the same COLOR!
Ryen: What!? How does that not increase the viruses strength!?
Shulk: I don't know.
Dunban: Are you two done talking about pills?
Shulk: Dunban!
Ryen: Where did you come from!?
Dunban: …sighs I've been right here this whole time.
Ryen: I-
Dunban: chuckles Anyway Shulk, Doctor Mario is stronger but slower than Mario and his cape doesn't let him glide a little like Mario. His down special is called the Doctor Tornado which you'll get it 5 times if you're close to him. So I recommend you using the speed and buster arts to get him off stage and when he's trying to recover, spike him down!
Shulk: Right!
Ryen: But his pills..
Ryen: What?
Dark Pit
Fiora: Is it me, or is Pit having a bad day?
Dark Pit: What did you just call me Robo cop?
Fiora: Huh!?
Shulk: What's your problem?
Dark Pit: Shut up Professer E Gadd, you have no right to say my name!
Shulk: What did you just call me Pitoo!?
Dark Pit: Will you quit calling me that!?
Shara: Jeez, Dark Pit sure is moody.
Dunban: I wonder why he's acting like this?
Melia: I think is because after he was created from the mirror of truth, it made Dark Pit half evil since Pit broke the mirror.
Dark Pit: There you go einstein, you find your own back story and leave mine alone. Stop talking so I can defeat this child and break that red can opener you call a sword!
Dunban: What a sore loser, anyway Dark Pit is very similar to Pit but his electroshock arm is stronger and has higher knockback than Pit's so I recommend you using the smash and jump arts so he won't attack you from up close.
Shulk: Got it, this will be the last thing you'll see in this match Dark Pit.
Dark Pit: Bring it, Monardo Boy!
Lucina
Shulk: Oh, its Lucina.
Fiora: …
Shulk: Are you okay Fiora?
Fiora: …yeah its just that I've seen you and Lucina together and it makes me sick sometimes.
Shulk: Oh, I'm sorry should I stop hanging out with her?
Fiora: No no…let me just tell you her in battle. Lucina is weaker than Marth but has more kill potential, so use the buster and shield arts so you won't be ko's easily…
Shulk: Got it, but are you sure you're okay? Your voice is really deep and it looks like you're depressed about something.
Fiora: No no, I'm fine..
Shulk: Are you sur-
Fiora: I JUST SAID I'M OKAY SO LEAVE ME ALONE!
Shulk: …
Lucina: …