Lucas
Melia: Why is this boy look really similar to Ness?
Shulk: That's Lucas and he's from Tazmily Village.
Melia: Tazm what?
Shulk: Tazmily, y.
Melia: Okay okay I get it this isn't spelling class Shulk.
Shulk: Sorry from trying to help you.
Melia: …
Dunban: Glad that's over with, anyway Lucas's moves are similar to Ness's but not. Lucas doesn't have PK flash but he does have PK freeze which…freezes you. His PK fire doesn't extend like Ness's but it's a really good move for combos.
Shulk: His PK thunder does more damage and it doesn't disappear after one hit but it is slow. And his PSI magnet is in front of Lucas and going near it you'll receive damage and far knockback.
Dunban: Correct, so you can use your buster and smash arts because he is floaty and a little lighter than Ness so you'll be able to knock him off stage quickly.
Shulk: Got it!
Melia: But didn't I hear that his mother and brother died during his adventure?
Lucas: …
Lucas starts to burst into tears.
Shulk: …
Dunban: …you had to bring it up, didn't you?
Melia: I'm sorry, I thought he didn't let their deaths be in vain.
Shulk: But he's still a child…
Ryu
Shulk: No…it can't be.
Ryen: It's unbelievable.
Sharla: The greatest marshal arts fighter of all time.
Shulk: Its Ryu!
Sharla: I want to see him fire off his Hadoken!
Shulk: I do too!
Ryen: I want to see his…Tas…um…mauki….uh…sen…
Shulk sighed
Shulk: Its called Tatsumaki Senpukyaku.
Ryen: I had it! Anyway the thing that I totally know pronouse it's a really powerful so you better watch out.
Sharla: He has a new move called Focus Attack. This move won't let Ryu flinch at all and when he punches you, you'll be stunned. You'll know that he's ready to attack because he as black aura around him.
Shulk: Ha! That's no big deal I'll just counter it will my vision counter!
Ryen: Yeah…not a good idea their buddy.
Shulk: What? Why not?
Ryen: Focus Attack goes through counters too, so grabbing him or moving away from him would be the best choice.
Sharla: And let's not forget his finishing move, the Shoruken! This uppercut is so powerful, it launches opponents sky high, you wouldn't believe how many opponents have lost to Ryu because of the Shoruken.
Shulk: Interesting, so I'll use my shield arts when I'm at high damage so he won't KO me with the Shoruken and then I'll use my smash arts to ko him early.
Ryen: That's the spirit Shulk!
Shulk: After all, the answer lies in the heart of battle!
Ryu: …was that really necessary?
Shulk: What?
Ryu: You had to steal my quotes didn't you?
Shulk: I'm sorry, it's just that quote is really popular.
Ryu: Fair Enough.
Roy
Shulk: Oh, this guy looks like he's ready for a good brawl, who is he?
Eliwood: Who you're fighting is my son, Roy from Elibe.
Shulk: No way…
Eliwood: Indeed, my son holds a legendary sword called the Binding Blade and with the power of the Seals of Swords, you'll stand no chance against him.
Dunban: Even when Roy has massive strength from the Melee tournmant, Roy is still very vornable. Just like Marth and Lucina, Roy knows the dancing blade skill, but his is much more slower.
Eliwood: Yes that may be true but don't forget that the Binding Blade is able to use fire attacks.
Shulk: What, his sword can catch on fire?
Dunban: Yes and that equals to his most deadly move, the Flare Blade which its able to KO anyone when its fully charged even when you didn't take any damage at all. Let Roy fully charge his Flare and it's the end for you.
Shulk: Gah, that doesn't sound good I'll need to watch out for that.
Eliwood: Sadly, that isn't the only move where Roy's sword catches on fire. His up smash is similar to the Flare Blade but a little weaker and he points the sword up when he does it. You won't stand a chance against him.
Dunban: That is correct, but aside from all of that I recommend you using your buster arts to deal a lot of damage to him and uses the shield arts to not be quickly Ko'd.
Shulk: Got it, prepare yourself Roy!
Eliwood: You won't stand a chance, you're our bot and my boy Roy.
Roy: 父親を心配しないで、私はあなたを失望させません!
Shulk: …
Dunban: …
Eliwood: …I forgot he spoke japanese…
Cloud
Shulk: …
Riki: Is something wrong with Shulk?
Fiora: Yeah, I agree with Riki, you do look something is bothering you, is it your opponent?
Shulk: yeah…it's not fair! My sword is bigger than his!
Cloud: …?
Fiora: Um…that's not…a way to act like a baby over. Because you're facing a really popular and powerful character, Cloud Strife!
Shulk: Cloud Strife? I've heard about him, the first solder of Midgar.
Riki: Cloud is strongest swordfighter here.
Shulk: T-That's not true! He doesn't have long range like me!
Fiora: That may be true but he can use his limit breaks that can boost up his stats a little but it can also use a powerful version of his original move. For an example his cross slash attack is faster and has more knockback and for a one time only when the limit break is charged he can use a limit break called Finishing Touch.
Shulk: That sounds like a 1 hit KO! I better stay out of it.
Fiora: Um…it's not it actually does 1% damage but its knockback is extremely powerful. Anyone with high percentages won't be able to survive a finishing touch.
Shulk: Alright so what is the recommended?
Riki: Riki recommends Shulk to use the buster arts for extreme range and defeating bad guy quickly and use his shield arts to not be defeated by his attacks.
Shulk: Alright! Cloud, get ready to meet your maker!
Cloud: かかって来い！
Shulk: …are you serious?
Fiora: Um..Shulk?
Shulk: Cloud also speaks in Japanese too eh? Hehe…very funny.
Fiora: Are you okay?
Shulk: DOES EVERYONE IN THIS DAMN TOURNMANT SPEAK IN JAPANESE!?
Riki: Uh oh..Shulk is blowing a steam.
Fiora: Yeah, let's get out of here.
Corrin
Shulk: So another hero of the Fire Emblem Family?
Dunban: Yes, he was kidnapped in Hoshido and was raised in Nohr.
Melia: Hoshido and Nohr are very special kingdoms indeed.
Dunban: And Shulk remember this, Corrin has a blood of a dragon.
Shulk: So?
Dunban: So that means that he can turn into a dragon and can use parts of the dragon in his veins has a weapon like his dragon fangs.
Shulk: Don't tell me he has…
Dunban: Yes, he has a counter too, but this one has the highest knockback out of any fighter with a counter. When Corrin first joined…his counter would just ko anyone from ANY attack…but now it seems that he changed and…doesn't do that anymore.
Shulk: Thank the gods…so any advice for beating this guy.
Dunban: Use Buster arts to deal high damages and make sure to fully charge a smash attack when he's on the air or on the ledge recovering.
Shulk: Got it! Prepare yourself Corrin!
Corrin: activates Luna I won't surrender!
Shulk: Um…did time just stop?
Bayonetta
Shulk: The last fighter of Super Smash Bros, Bayonetta!
Fiora: You're really excited about this huh Shulk?
Ryen: Why wouldn't he be?
Sharla: I just thought that he'll just freak out like he did with Cloud.
Riki: Riki doesn't want to talk about that.
Melia: Her and Corrin are the 2 last smash newcomers and the two of them…seen to have a strange strange bond with each other.
Dunban: Now enough with the eye seeing and history, let's talk about her fighting style! Just like Ryu, Bayonetta is a combo fighter!
Sharla: She an ability called Witch time where she can slow your movement down and get off a combo, but this only works when you attack while she has activated which time.
Fiora: If she activates it too late and you attack she can warp anywhere and have the half the damage from the attack.
Shulk: Gods! Does she have ANY weaknesses?
Ryen: Well, she does have a really REALLY bad recovery, worse than Little Mac's actually.
Riki: That move is only used for fighty fighting.
Shulk: So it's a combo attack…alright so I'll use my buster arts to try to give her has much damage has she can and use the shield arts to avoid getting combod and ko'd.
Melia: Yes, that's the spirt Shulk!
Ryen: Go give her what you got!
Shulk: Yes, get ready Bayonetta! I'll show you the power of the Monardo!
Bayonetta: Come at me boy, also if you need to learn how to talk to a lady, just ask your mother.
Shulk: ….tries not to burst into tears…but fails
Everyone: …
Bayonetta: Did…did I say something wrong?
Dunban: It's his past and…we don't talk about it.
Bayonetta: Hmmm…after with the little boy and that half dragon blondy who yells "MY PATH IS CLEAR" I'm not really surprised.
Ryen: Oh and after he's done crying he'll go berserk on you...