"Dude, you know that school musical thing?
You get extra credit just for auditioning?" Skipper asked Rico.
"Who cares?" Rico asked.
"It's always good to get extra credit," Skipper shrugged. "For college."
"Troy, te asdic a fose wehos isant hip-hop or rock or asinthyin aseseintal to ceisap. Ti's, like, sahowe msushic. (Troy, the music in those shows isn't hip-hop,
or rock, or anything essential to culture. It's, like, show music.)" Rico answered.
Maurice interrupted the friends. He was wearing a little red tie, and came running in.
"Hey, there is the guy with the suitcase!" Mort screamed.
"All right, Wildcats! Pair up! Let's go! Come on!"
Skipper starts with the basketball. Behind him are Rico, Bada and Bing... oh, and Mort.
"No, wait!" Fey said. "I was thinking, Team Captain, come over here."
Skipper came over. "What?"
Fey: What do you think, if we put this song for the penguins only?
Skipper: Great idea... (glances at Mort, Bada and Bing.)
Fey: Only problemo here is that Private and Kowalski both are girls... :/ That stinks.
Skipper: Undress them...
Fey: What?
Skipper: You know what I mean, girl. It'd look good.
Fey: :P I hope you mean the dancing part...
Skipper: o.O Of course!
Fey: Gotta think on it. Ok, let's try both.
Skipper: Let's go! Come on! (runs out and takes a basketball.)
Fey: Everyone here pretends to only hold a basketball for now, alright?
(This is how they stand: Mort, Skipper, Rico... behind them Bada and Bing. :)
Skipper and Rico start bouncing their "balls" on the floor. Mort, Bada, and Bing try to imitate them.
S and R turn around on their heels and pretend to shoot a basket, then pass the "ball" to each other, back to back, then S comes forward. Bada and Bing just try to imitate and Mort is jumping up and down to the music.
Skipper:
Coach said to fake right and break left
Watch out for the pick
and keep an eye on defense
Gotta run the give and go
and take the ball to the hole
And don't be afraid
to shoot the outside "J"
Skipper:
Just keep your head in the game
Just keep your head in the game
And don't be afraid
to shoot the outside "J"
Skipper:
Just keep your head in the game
You gotta get your head in the game
Everyone else:
We gotta get our, get our, get our,
get our head in the game
Skipper:
You gotta get your
get your head in the game
Everyone else:
We gotta get our, get our, get our,
get our head in the game
Skipper:
Come on, get your,
get your head in the game
Else: We gotta get our, get our, get our,
get our head in the game
Skipper:
You gotta get your,
get your head in the game
Else:
We gotta get our, get our, get our,
get our head in the game
Whoo!
(whistle blows)
Fey: And trade!
Kowalski and Private come in, and BnB and Mort leave.
Skipper:
Let's make sure
that we get the rebound
Cause when we get it
then the crowd'll go wild
A second chance, gotta grab it and go
Maybe this time we'll hit the right notes
Their "dance" is perfect, every move identical. Their thoughts seem to work as one.
Skipper holds a hand up:
Wait a minute, not the time and place
R, K, and P hold up a hand:
Wait a minute, get my head in the game
Skipper, hand down:
Wait a minute get my head in the game
R, K, and P, hand down, other hand down:
Wait a minute, wait a minute
(The Penguins start changing places, kinda like dribbling and constantely walking around.)
Skipper: I gotta get my, get my head in the game
R, K, P: You gotta get your, get your,
get your, get your head in the game
Skipper: I gotta get my, get my head in the game
R, K, P: You gotta get your, get your,
get your, get your head in the game
Skipper: Come on, get my, get my head in the game. (Turns back to audience.)
R, K, P: You gotta get your, ( R turns back) get your, (K turns back)
get your (P turns back), (all 4 jump forward again.)get your head in the game.
All 4: Whoo! (R, K, P sit on the floor.)
Skipper: (hand on heart) Why am I feeling so wrong?
(hand toward head) My head's in the game
(hand back down) but my heart's in the song
(looks up.) She makes this feel so right
(stops.) Should I go for it?
I better shake this, Yikes!
Each of the penguin grabs a real basketball, and this time the balls bounce off the floor at the same time. The penguins do some sort of dance/Kung Fu/Basketball together.
Stop. Then-
Skipper:
I gotta get my,
get my head in the game
R, K, P: You gotta get your, get your,
get your, get your head in the game
All 4: Whoo!
Quiet. Just the penguins breathing heavily.
Marlene: (shouts into silence) What team?
Everyone: Wildcats!
Fey: Wow, that was... amazing. I wanna put you all on the basketball team together, but you'll just have to change for that scence. :) You guys rock!
Kowalski: We know.
Fey: Well, except for you... -.-
Marlene runs over to Skipper and hugs him. Skipper laughs and spins her around.
"That was awesome, Wildcat!" she tells him.
"Just where does reality stop and acting begin?" Fey sighed happily.
Note: Guys... I noticed it myself, ok? I'm a horrible writer, I'm too anxious to get you the overall pic, so I'm typing as fast as I can. Yeah, wanna be a movie producer, so sorry for the sudden Penguin movements and the loads of songs... :D I was listening to the song while writing this, cuz I don't remember most of the songs at all... :) Ok, who's for making Kowalski suffer? Any ideas? And Julien, too... and the rest of em... Review!