Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
Dr. Yuki does not own Glee or Homestuck
==» Kanaya: Approach the dumpster
You are now the darling and fabulous Kanaya Maryam. You just stepped out of your vehicle and began slowly advancing through the parking lot. A funky chaos enveloped Skaia high school before the school day. You hear honks and bleats and shouts and yells, but to you they sound like the slow motion ending of a bad movie (it involved explosions and a sweaty human) a classmate once made you watch. You clutched the strap of a hand-knit messenger bag you made once. It looked like a sweater, except it was not a sweater, it was a messenger bag.
You bite your impeccably jade glossed lips with one of your oddly protruding canine teeth. They are eyeing you like dogs, waiting by the dumpster like executioners excited to hang the next prisoner by burning cuffs. You approach the trash receptacle by which the jock gorillas stationed themselves every morning. At first it greatly bothered you, but after a while you realized wrestling around with the sweaty, large gorillas (without the help of your chainsaw) seldom ended in a favorable result. And so you decided to make the process less painful, dejectedly walking up towards the trash heap to start your daily routine.
You are Kanaya Maryam, and this is how you start your mornings.
==» Kanaya: Take off your fabulous jacket, first!