Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
Dr. Yuki doesn't own Glee or Homestuck
==» Tavros: Have a slightly less revolting morning
You are now Tavros Nitram and you have failed epicly in your attempt to have a relatively "slightly less revolting morning". A few garishly garbed green blubbering idiots already managed to cover you in no less than three different varieties of icy confection. You looked like a rainbow drinker who had gone bonkers and gone drinking blood of all colors, only to smear it all on yourself.
You wish you had your tough yet bubbly girlfriend around, but she was probably prowling about chasing a mouse or something. You think to yourself.
"You need to go kick 'em in the teeth!" says Rufio.
"I can't kick anything." You point out.
"They can't push you around like that! You gotta show them who's boss, pupa!" he says.
"Uh, I really can't. That seems like, um, a really bad idea." You tell him.
Clang!
Your eyes widen. You flip your shit for about four seconds trying to comprehend what just happened. In your fit of fervid argument with Rufio you became so distracted that you didn't notice the fact that you were rolling right into a wall.
==» Tavros: Look at the wall