"Alright," Emmett says, satisfied that he has everyone's attention.

I, on the other hand, am mortified.

"So, I was thinking about coming up here and saying something; more importantly, I was thinking about what I would say." Emmett's grin is evil as he winks at me. "I knew that Big Belly wouldn't like it if I did… so I did it anyway."

I glare at him. Did he just call me fat? Pigheaded shit is grinning like there's no fucking tomorrow.

And there wouldn't be once I was done with him.

He continues. "When I first met our Belly, she was uptight. Rose had warned me that she would cut off my dick if I did anything to brash."

"Yeah," I call out. "And for once in your life you listened."

"I always listen to my Rosie," Emmett pouts. I nearly choke on giggles.

Fucker never listened to his wife.


No joke; I called my sister Big Belly when she was pregnant. *Gigglesnort*.

In turn, she called me Little Belly.

Sorry I didn't update today. I had an annoying thing on at school. :P

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