Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
Dr. Yuki doesn't own Glee or MSPA
==» Dad: Inspect your quaint classroom.
You inspect your work area with pride. You festooned the walls with nonsensical and entirely unmotivational posters with random Spanish phrases scrawled about them (like "El rana tiene cáncer." and "Si se puede!") in large, obnoxiously colored fonts. The desks were arranged six columns of five, facing the board and your desk. You open a drawer which contains a pristine pile of notebooks, on top of which lay three cans of Barbasol, any proper man's best companion, and a few boxes of Betty Crocker yellow cake mix, just in case any special occasion may pop up which requires such a fine delicacy. You open the drawer beneath it. This one contains pipes, razor blades and a few extra hats and shined black your desk sat a minimally framed picture of your beautiful and beloved son, as well as your briefcase and a sensible laptop computer.
==» Dad: Didn't you have something to write?