Lagoona Blue: I'm not even gonna ask who froze the pool.

Abbey Bominable: Stop looking at me. Was not near pool all day.

Lagoona Blue: -.- Who else could it have been? Get your frozen butt down here and start chipping at the ice rink ya made.

Abbey Bominable: I give you proof. Would take too long to make ice rink out of pool.

Lagoona Blue: To the school security system I go.

Headmistress Bloodgood: You know where the security system is?

Lagoona Blue: o.o No.

Headmistress Bloodgood: Detention, Ms. Blue.

Lagoona Blue: -.-

Abbey Bominable: As they say in my village, you just been froze.

Deuce Gorgon: And on the Internet, we call it getting burned.

Abbey Bominable: Am not fire. Do not burn. No sense.

Heath Burns: I could burn you, baby ;) If ya know what I mean.

Abbey Bominable:... Dislike.

Heath Burns: -.-


Clawdeen Wolf: EVERYONE STOP SENDING ME ZOMBIEVILLE REQUESTS. JUST STOP. PLEASE.

^Jackson Jekyll, Draculaura, Abbey Bominable and Rochelle Goyle like this

Howleen Wolf: You should play it, sis. You can have zombies eat your enemies!

Gory Fangtell: I know that you're the one who keeps killing me.

Howleen Wolf: Wha? When did you get a Facespook?

Gory Fangtell: Don't play dumb with me. Now go check your game. I'll leave some flowers at your funeral.

Howleen Wolf: -.-

Clawdeen Wolf: ... I don't even wanna know.


Cleo de Nile: SPIDER IN MY LOCKER. SPIDER IN MY LOCKER. HELP. HELP. GOING TO DIE HERE.

Frankie Stein: Cleo, it's just a bug...

Cleo de Nile: It is not just a bug, Frankie, it is an eight-legged abomination who is out to kill me!

Frankie Stein: ...

Cleo de Nile: SERIOUSLY. SOMEONE. HELP ME. NOT ONLY IS IT A SPIDER, IT'S HORRIBLY DRESSED TOO. SERIOUSLY. HELP ME.

Operetta: Ya do realize that's my pet you're talkin' about, right?

Cleo de Nile: YOU'RE INSANE FOR OWNING THIS THING! COME AND GET IT BEFORE I KILL IT!

Operetta: ... o.o Momma's coming, Memphis!


Ghoulia Yelps: Draculaura, we would all appreciate it if you stopped singing 'Frightday'

^Deuce Gorgon, Cleo de Nile, Toralei Stripe and pretty much everyone else at Monster High likes this

Draculaura: It's Frightday, Frightday, gotta get down on Frightday! Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend~~~ :D

Ghoulia Yelps: Please. Stop.

Draculaura: (But it's fun!) Today is Frightday, Frightday! We, we, we so excited, we so excited!~~~

Toralei Stripe: I'll be excited when you stop singing.

^Howleen Wolf, Scarah Screams, Clawd Wolf and pretty much everyone else at Monster High likes this

Draculaura: Clawd!~~~ :(

Clawd Wolf: Sorry, babe.

Draculaura and Clawd Wolf are now "It's complicated"


Holt Hyde: My fifth detention this week... awwwwww yeaaaaah! Party anyone?

Deuce Gorgon: Dude, you know that you got into detention for partying, right?

Holt Hyde: Man, you don't get it, do you? They can never stop Holt Hyde and his almiiiiiiiightyyyyyy power of music, AW YEAH! XP

^Operetta likes this

Deuce Gorgon: ... Have fun, I guess?


Robecca Steam: Walking past the Study Howl and I see a boatload of students partying. What kind of school is this?

Rochelle Goyle: Not your usual one, obviously.

Holt Hyde: WHOOOOOO, HEY GHOULS, C'MON TO THIS PARTY! XP

Robecca Steam: ...

Rochelle Goyle: ...

Robecca Steam: Meet me at the maul?

Rochelle Goyle: Gladly.


Spectra Vondergeist: Alright, for once, it seems I have no news to report. Anyone else have anything?

Lagoona Blue: I got drunken texts from Venus.

Spectra Vondergeist: Do tell?

Lagoona Blue: 'asdfghjkl yoooo partyyyy', 'heath burned down a shelf of books, lulzzz' and 'u need 2 bring me more vodka'

Spectra Vondergeist: Any pics?

Lagoona Blue: I wish.

Venus McFlytrap: Not my fault! Holt spiked the drinks!

Holt Hyde: POWER OF PARTY, FTW!

Venus McFlytrap: DUDE! Everyone at that party got suspended for a week!

Spectra Vondergeist: "Howling in the Study Howl! Detention party gone wrong!"

Venus McFlytrap:... You'll take anything for a story, won't you?

Spectra Vondergeist: Pretty much.


a/n: ... I have too much free time. That is it. It's official.