Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
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==» Dave: Walk through the halls
You walk through the halls, unfathomable amounts of swagger accompanying your each and every step. Heads turn per usual in your morning routine. Your faithful comrades and co-owners of the hallways followed you in suit. An easy and ironic smirk plastered on your face, you aloofly address the bystanders at their locker who hollered greetings at you. Because you are Dave Friggin' Strider and who wouldn't want to provide you with jovial bleats of praise every morning?Girls oohed and aahed in your wake, wishing they could be the object of your undying, vehement admiration despite the obvious fact that you were taken. Dudes hollered greetings and random ironic phrases in your direction. Behind you, your entourage of troll friends and deadweight gorilla-esque linemen readied slushies and dashed off to do the day's rounds. Of course nobody expected you to do the dirty work. That was certainly uncool. That was the reason you didn't like slushying the losers. Not because your well buried conscious and inner self didn't agree with it. There is no irony to be had within yourself.
==» Dave: Inspect the nearby bulletin board.