Gleestuck

Episode 1

Season 1

Dr. Yuki does not own MSPA or Glee

==» Dave: Inspect the nearby bulletin board

A nauseating green blotch on the bulletin board near your locker caught your attention. Despite the near sixty percent light blockage of your wicked shades, the thing still stuck out to you like a goiter on an Asian super model. You inspect it more closely.

The blotch is actually a specific shape as opposed to your original inference that said shape was an amorphous bodily discharge... Ew. It's a small green slime thing. You recall seeing something similar to this slime in Ghostbusters (the quintessence of Bill Murray's prophetic brilliance) however this adorable little sticker has some other source. You're sure you've seen this somewhere but on who? Or whom?

The entirely-too-curly-for-male-script name next to the sticker read: John Egbert.

Alas, upon further investigation you discover this is a sign up sheet. You consider taking out a writing utensil to scrawl your own ironic and hilariously degrading name on the list but decide against it for no reason in particular. John Egbert, you think. He's just another one of those dorky Glee nobodies. You briefly recall a few snippets of his presence in some of your classes in middle school.

Even before you heard the kid utter a word you could see the flaming, giant, flamboyant neon sign screaming "DORK." pointing to his head. Because of said status, you've kept your distance, only observing from a distance.

Not that you'd observe him, ever. Like, ever.

Seriously, coolkids pining for nerds is the stuff of bad 80's movies starring Molly Ringwald and such insinuations have no place in the daily thought process of Dave Strider. After all, towards top of your list of things you are entirely too awesome for, along with puppets (except for Lil Cal, because he's a chill bro) and country music, is anything involving Molly Ringwald. And you are damned if you're going to devote more than point five seconds of non-ironic thought to playing Jake Ryan for some romcom-loving dweeb.

==» Dave, I think you're overthinking this a bit.

A/N: Thanks for the review and your interest, .Twilight! You rock! :

-Ren & Fu