Gleestuck

by Dr. Yuki

Your name is John Egbert. You attend Skaia High and you are the UNDENIABLE star of the not entirely prestigious Scratched Directions, Skaia's Glee club. Your year is going to be very interesting. We do not own Glee or MSPA.

69. Dave, I think you're overthinking this

Gleestuck

Episode 1

Season 1

We don't own Glee or MSPA

==» Dave, I think you're overthinking this a bit.

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You calm your shit down because you don't even know what the fuck just triggered your cheesy 80's related rant and you really don't want to revisit that moment. You run your hand through flawless hair. Class is going to start soon. You ought to get to some kind of class soon.

Instead of grabbing books and folders like a normal student would, you opt to take out a large and thoroughly desiccated sketch book which contains your artistic and phat musical musings. After all, cool kids don't do work during school. Is that a joke?

Please, that's what those chocolaty blooded trolls are for. Or Asians.

You nonchalantly close your locker (which is an almost unnecessary way to describe it since you do pretty much fucking everything nonchalantly) and make your way to the math classroom. Strolling along, you hum a tune to yourself, making a sound so small only you could barely hear it. Nobody else really needs to hear your stupid humming, anyways.

You stroll down the hallw-HOLY FUCK WHO'S HAND IS ON YOUR SHOULDER WHERE DID IT COME FROM

==» Dave: Strife!