Gleestuck

by Dr. Yuki

Your name is John Egbert. You attend Skaia High and you are the UNDENIABLE star of the not entirely prestigious Scratched Directions, Skaia's Glee club. Your year is going to be very interesting. We do not own Glee or MSPA.

72. Look at your opponent, dumbass

Gleestuck

Episode 1

Season 1

We don't own Glee or MSPA!

==» Look at who your opponent is, dumbass.

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You briefly let the cloud of combat clear a bit. You see that individual who dared enter your coveted space bubble is, indeed, not a ninja, enemy soldier, renegade, terrorist, or any other such fucking sweet ass opponent, but a mere teacher. You don't recognize him, he must be new. Yet, despite his novelty, something about him rings familiar.

You look down, he calmly places a letter addressed to you in your hand and walks away without a word, toting a briefcase and donning an incredibly shameful head accessory. You look down at the impeccable sans serif handwriting. Seriously, who the dicks spends enough time addressing a letter in perfectly hand-written arial?

Looking back up, you see the man has disappeared. This is just great.

==» Dave: Read the letter.