Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
We don't own Homestuck or Glee
==» Dave: Read the letter.
You saunter down the hall, your stomping ground. It seemed unusually void of douchebags or dorks or valley girls or trolls or anyone. Seeing the hall is truly yours, you rip open the envelope, reading the perfectly straightly written document:
Dear Mr. Strider,
It has come to my attention that you possess an aptitude for rhythm and a talent for singing. I am working on obtaining the position of Glee Club advisor for Skaia High School and delight at the prospect of your presence within our club. Not only I, but the other members would appreciate your participation and I would hope that you offer consideration on the matter.
-Mr. Egbert
You read the note two more times, mostly because you can't understand what in the hell this dude is saying and why in the name of phallic dream imagery he is approaching you, of all people, to join glee club. You entertain the teacher's reasoning. Perhaps he is optimistically delusional or maybe he doesn't know how things work around here.
You eye the signature again. Mr. Egbert. John Egbert. The awkward remnant of familiarity. They must be related, you think.
You maintain your poker face, your mind expresses incredible distaste. Perhaps you enjoy singing. Perhaps you don't. Whatever the case, you refuse to join glee club. That would be the equivalent of tying a safe around your coolness and throwing into the water, letting it is to say, glee club is social suicide. Period. End of story. You decide you can write Mr. Egbert an entirely less verbose letter giving him your obvious reply.
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