Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
Dr. Yuki does not own Glee or MSPA.
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You are now Dad Egbert. A blunt, solitary beep snaps you out of your perfectly organized line of thought as you stroll back to your classroom before starting the day. Alas, it is your nagging mother. You love your mother dearly and you're happy that she is still alive to help your raise your son as opposed to, oh, I don't know, perhaps being obliterated by a meteor or having suffered an accident at the hand of a bookshelf, a ladder, and an unabridged edition of Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text of Magical Frivolity and Practical Japery. Of course, such silliness need not be considered in the mind of a straightlaced individual like yourself. Morbid hypothetical situations aside, you decide to entertain your mother, whose messaged:
piperfan413: Hee hee hee! Good morning, son!
You respond:
fedorafreak: Salutations, mother. I find your daybreak addressment rather pleasant. To what to I owe such extraneous pleasantries?
piperfan413: Would you mind terribly if I questioned your taste in job selection?
fedorafreak: I don't believe I quite see your vantage point. Please elaborate.
piperfan413: Well, it's just, John. I know you did this for him, but those dreaded politicians seem dead-bent on the ending of teachers' rights! You made quite a good salary at the old corporation, why the change?
fedorafreak: Your concerns are duly noted, however; I believe I shall have no qualms parting with a few harlequin souvenirs if so need be. I'm sure the wages of an instructor shall suffice.
piperfan413: Hoo hoo! That's my boy! It always fills me with happiness to see how hard you work for your son. I just was concerned, I suppose. Just keep in mind, they're cutting corners where they can. I wouldn't want you to be shaved before you leave the follicle! Hee hee!
fedorafreak: I extend my gratitude, mother.
piperfan413: You're such a good boy... Oh, dear! The timer's gone off! I've got to get some brownies out of the oven! I'll talk to you later, hee hee!
-piperfan413 ceased chatting with fedorafreak-
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A/N: Fu says; Do you see what we're doing here? Maybe you do, maybe you don't. Who knows. d: Well yeah. I mean since we're not exactly... Watching the episode all the time, I can't say the events are in perfect order. And obviously Mr. Egbert isn't married, so we had to work in a bit of an edge for that plot point somewhere.