Kyle
I walked into 's classroom a few minutes later than I usually did. The new kids were already here, and they were sitting at one of the lab tables in the room. I walked over to them and placed a hand in Caci's shoulder. She jumped in surprise but when she realized it was me, she relaxed.
She leaned towards me and whispered. "Don't do that!"
"Why?" I asked.
"Because we all tried to prank Jon, we failed, and now he's a household prank war." She answered.
"Mind if I join in getting him back?" I asked.
"I guess." She replied.
Kade cleared her throat, and we both turned to look at her. "You guys are sooooo adorkable."
I rolled my eyes, "Is that even a word?"
"It is now." She answered.
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Stan walk into the room. He spotted us and headed over. "Hello newbies and Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and I have decided to throw you guys a welcome to South Park party at your apartment Saturday night."
"Don't you mean, Welcome to Hillbilly h*ll?" Kade replied.
"I was part of planning the party too." I exclaimed.
Stan answered, "Yeah, but you would have blown the whistle on it. We told you we weren't going to do it so you wouldn't say anything."
"Whatever." I said, rolling my eyes.
"Wait a second, your saying that you guys decided to throw a party at our apartment WITHOUT our permission?" Caci challenged.
"We're taking care of decorations, food, and guests." Stan explained.
"Are you going to take everything down and clean up?" Jon asked.
"I'll make sure we do." I answered.
Cartman walked into the classroom and heard our conversation. "I won't help clean up anything." He said as he sat down his books on his desk.
"No one asked for your opinion!" I yelled at him.
"Shut up Kahl!" He called back. Cartman and J started arguing.
Someone from behind me called out, "There they go again."
Stan
*Afterschool
Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and I were sitting in my room trying to come with ideas for the welcome party. Butters was at the store buying snacks for the party.
"Come on guys, we have to come up with something." Kyle exclaimed.
"I'm confused, are we going to just kick them of their apartment while we decorate Saturday?"
Kyle looked like he was thinking, "We can invite them all to the mall to hang out. We'll go in pairs, Cartman and Kenny will go first and then me and Stan. We can have Butters be our spy to make sure they don't try to go back to their apartment."
Butters opened the door to the room and brought in all his shopping bags. He sat them down. "We're you guys saying saying something about me?" He sat down next to Kenny and rested his head on Kenny's shoulder.
"Just that we're going to need you as a spy babe." Kenny answered. He wrapped an arm around his boyfriend's waist.
Cartman was lying on my bed eating Cheetos. "We still don't have a theme."
Kyle looked at him angrily, "Maybe we would have come up with something already if you actually helped you fat piece of crap!"
I rolled my eyes, "Kyle this isn't the time to start arguing."
"Don't you fellas think I'll get grounded if I spy on people?" Butters asked.
Cartman answered him angrily, "Butters, I swear to GAWD! If you start complaining about getting grounded again, I'll rip your balls off with my bare hands, with my bare hands Butters!"
"Okay, okay." Butters replied. He started to curl up into a ball.
Suddenly, I got an idea. "Hey guys, I just got a really good idea for the theme. What if we..." I continued to explain my idea.
"That's actually not a bad idea, Stan." Kyle exclaimed, giving me a high five.
"Okay, now what kind of music are we going to play over the speakers?" Kenny asked.
"How about 5SOS, 1D, Panic! At the Disco, and MCR since those are bands they all like?" Kyle suggested.
"I think that's everything we had to take care of." I exclaimed.
"Well now that we're done I can do this, CARTMAN! You didn't help us at all." Kyle shouted.
"Yes, I did. I've been helping Stan clean out his pantry." Cartman answered.
"You ate three whole bags of Cheetos!"I exclaimed.
"Exactly." Cartman replied.
AN: Thanks for reading!
