UP MY ALLEY

by ThreeHotPotatoes

What girl could resist a good-looking guy with his own custom-drilled bowling ball? A crackfic, hot potato E/B first date rated M just in case they decide to do naughty things.

3. Chapter 3

UP MY ALLEY

Chapter 3 ======================================================================================X

The biggest, hairiest pot bellied pig I've ever seen.

I step back in shock, but not before inhaling the vile odor coming from within the house.

I start gagging as a mass of wild, chocolate brown hair flies toward me while trying to capture the escaping swine.

"Jake!" she gasps, struggling to pull him back. "Listen to mama! Get back in here now!"

I feel bad not helping, but I'm scared he'll make the hole in my shoe bigger if his one tusk gets near it.

The woman peeks up at me while apologizing, "Sorry! He ate bacon so he..."

A/N: *giggles* have we mentioned how much fun this is? Good luck, I da Ho! xxx Hot Tot