Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
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==» The actual roll call thus performed by the self proclaimed cornerstone
You are now the self proclaimed cornerstone and thus decide it's probably a good idea to perform a roll call to assure the presence of your fellow performers.
You call out "Tavros Nitram!"
"H-here." the meek cripple stutters.
"Nepeta Leijon!" you call next.
"Nya~" is what she returns with. Names are uniform, but you suppose you can forgive her for her lack of communication skills. (After all, her pulchritude stat is staggeringly low.)
"Jade Harley?" you call next.
"Here." said the girl with long hair and dark glasses as she walks in. She seems a bit upset. Perhaps she got in trouble for being caught with illicit fire arms, or maybe she had to earnestly shoo her slightly disconcertingly eyeless dog away. (That creepy scamp somehow finds a way to get into the school sometimes.)
"Kanaya Maryam." you call.
The sweet troll raises her hand and returns to her slightly trashy and incredibly shameful rainbowdrinker novel. What even is it with her and rainbowdrinkers?
"John Egbert? Oho! That's me!" You say unintentionally sounding more fruity than a Kevin Spacey Rock Hudeson gusher.
Your father strides into the room wordless. Everyone looks at him in bewilderment.
Who could this incredibly well dressed and obviously professional man be?
He brandishes a note.
==» Read note aloud