UP MY ALLEY

Chapter 8 ======================================================================================X

I can almost feel my jaw unhinge, mouth gaping as I stare at Bella.

"Sex?" I squeak. Somehow we've gone from bowling to sex. One, I excel at. The other…

"Oh yeah. Don't you see the similarities? The smooth ball you just can't help but caress. That excitement you feel deep in your gut as you slowly get into position. And don't even get me started on how warm and comfortable it is with two fingers slipped safely into the hole."

"Marry me," I blurt, knowing I've just met my soul mate.

Bella starts giggling uncontrollably at my impromptu proposal.


A/N: I can be sane...sometimes. Mother Russet...out!