Gleestuck
Episode 1
Season 1
Glee and MSPA belong to us.
==» John: Give 'em a pep talk to cheer them up!
You eye your depressing team of singers with fiery determination.
"Hey!" you begin, picturing yourself as Nic Cage, rousing a crowd of doubtful revolutionaries, " Just because some really ironically cool, actually easily the coolest guy in the school, whose actually really attractive, though I am not supposed to think that because he's super out of my league, and he may have nice shoes and his glasses are so awesome, but just because he's like, the most admired figure in the school and has his own actual fucking fanclub and stuff, that doesn't mean..."
This is the point at which you notice the horror with which your comrades look upon you with. Kanaya's palm is covering most of her face, whilst Tavros looks like he is nearly ready to weep. Nepeta paps him as soothingly as someone who's not truly moirails with another can and Jade looks like she is ready to beat your face in with the holding part of her flintlock pistol.
"Er... Nevermind..." you say backing off. Words aren't much your forte anyways, you're much more for trickery!
You always wonder how you came about such a trait since it doesn't seem like something you picked up from your dad. You think perhaps your nanna gave the aptitude for prankery shenanigans to you.
==»Dad: Silently formulate a plan.