UP MY ALLEY

Chapter 10 ======================================================================================X

"...down the block, but oh—he only marries people on Tuesdays."

I swallow thickly. "What does he do the other six days?"

"Makes sausages. That's why we keep Jake on a tight leash."

Something tells me Esme Cullen is not going to be thrilled at the idea of her only son getting married in a sausage factory, but damn if my own sausage isn't getting pretty excited about all this sex and bowling and even marrying.

"Well then, seems like we have a few days to get organized. Maybe even bowl a few games?"

I look pointedly at the Metro.


A/N: She hasn't even met Lucille yet and these two have them getting married in a sausage factory (okay, that last bit was on me) xx I da Ho