Gleestuck

by Dr. Yuki

Your name is John Egbert. You attend Skaia High and you are the UNDENIABLE star of the not entirely prestigious Scratched Directions, Skaia's Glee club. Your year is going to be very interesting. We do not own Glee or MSPA.

88. Dad: Go into gym the gym and

Gleestuck

Episode 1

Season 1

We don't own Homestuck or Glee.

==» Dad: Go right, storm into the gym and interrupt CHEERIOS practice by riding the basketball hoop like a mechanical bull

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You will do NO SUCH THING. It is ENTIRELY AGAINST GENTLEMENLY CONDUCT to ride ANYTHING like a mechanical bull before taking it out on at least seven dates.

And quite frankly you have no interest in courting a stationary basketball hoop.

==» Dad: Go left and head to the principal's office.