UP MY ALLEY
Chapter 12 ======================================================================================X
"Oh, no. I can't go to Ball Busters. Sorry."
"What? Why not?" That's my favorite bowling alley. I wish I'd known this before I proposed marriage.
"That's still The Blowing Balls turf, right?"
I nod, trying to figure out what the town's best gay bowling team has to do with anything.
"Well, my ex pretended to be gay and joined Back End Approach hoping to knock them outta the top of the league. But Rear Enders caught me blowing Riley in the bathroom so we're not allowed back. Speaking of gay bowling, I love your shirt," she gushes.
The fuck?
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