UP MY ALLEY

Chapter 13 ======================================================================================X

"You think my shirt's gay?"

"Um ...hello ...pro shop guy handling your balls...what's NOT gay about it?"

I unbuckle my seatbelt so fast the buckle nearly takes my ear off. Grabbing the back of my shirt with both hands, I yank it over my head. In two seconds flat I have it turned inside-out, and I've just pulled it over my head again when I hear, "Holy shit! You are ripped!"

"Oh, thanks. I bowl like six days a week so..."

"Your core must be rock solid!" she says, eyes bright with excitement.

If I get any more rock solid,...


A/N: Can't believe she called his shirt gay. Go ahead Russett, do your thang. xx I da Ho out.